[ LET ME TELL YOU A FUCKING THING ABOUT ELLIE LYONS. You know how some people go jogging in the park every now and then to stay fit? Ellie laughs at those people (at home. Later. In private. Because seriously, that laugh). Real fitness buffs go jogging with a little set of weights in their backpacks. And do like a billion situps after each lap of the park. And don't break a sweat whilst doing so, because sweating is for wimps and Bertls (which are often the same thing).
There's a point to this, I swear to fuck. Much as Ellie loathes making any kind of public spectacle of herself, she decides to alter the course of her jog to help Mysterious Little Girl out. Honestly, it'd probably look weirder if she didn't - what kind of normal adult leaves a child to fend for themselves when they're being attacked?
That's the only reason, of course. It's not like she cares about little kids or anything. B-bakas.
ANYWAY - as she draws close enough, Ellie swings her weighted-down backpack at the birds, hitting one of them with a strangely satisfying crunch and spattering of blood. COME GET SOME, BIRDS, ELLIE GONNA FUCK YOU UP.
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There's a point to this, I swear to fuck. Much as Ellie loathes making any kind of public spectacle of herself, she decides to alter the course of her jog to help Mysterious Little Girl out. Honestly, it'd probably look weirder if she didn't - what kind of normal adult leaves a child to fend for themselves when they're being attacked?
That's the only reason, of course. It's not like she cares about little kids or anything. B-bakas.
ANYWAY - as she draws close enough, Ellie swings her weighted-down backpack at the birds, hitting one of them with a strangely satisfying crunch and spattering of blood. COME GET SOME, BIRDS, ELLIE GONNA FUCK YOU UP.
WHILE SAYING NOTHING.
SHE'S SO BADASS AND SILENT AND COOL. ]