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[espigeonage]

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Random scenario test drive meme! For all you thinking about apping to our fair game. Because all our characters are the modern reincarnates of the people we canon reviewed for, you need a modern AU! Post your character with a couple details about who they are now. Use a prompt to set the scene! And tag around.

RAIN: The weather sucks and you gotta share a bus stop, overhang, or other cozy space with someone.

MONSTERS IN THE PARK: Doesn't really matter what they are, it's time to run and/or fight!

NEW ECHO: augh you were minding your own business in public and now you have feathers for hair, or you just had a vivid flashback to being a wizard, or suddenly you have your preincarnation's clothes on. Someone help! Or point and laugh, that works too.

NORMAL DAY AT THE MALL OR WHEREVER: Slice of life happens too!

WILD CARD: You can't be contained by these paltry prompts! Get out there and combine them or make your own!

Comments

[nctosa]

[ the woman glances over, and her eyes drop down, past the book to the bloodied mass of chitin and purple passing for her hand, and audrey can feel her heart nearly burst from her chest. she'd done such a good job hiding it for the past few weeks, and of all things, it'll be a murder of crows that ruins her? the hand holding the book drops down, concealing the claw as surreptitiously as she can. ]

Nothing. It's nothing.

[ one of the injured crows flops uselessly near her feet. she kicks it away for good measure. ]

[shortspoken]

[ Gosh, kidlet, if you leave it alive then it'll come back and bite you in the ass in the future. If things threaten you, you kill them! Unless they're baby-faced he-man clones who look at you all puppydog-eyed first. Please excuse Ellie while she stops gawking at the mess on the ends of your arm for a second so she can take care of that injured crow. ]

It doesn't look like nothing.

[ She raises her foot. ]

It looks like -

[ SCRUNCH. ]

- you got bird blood on you. You should go home. Get clean gloves.

[ This delivered in only the blandest and most neutral of tones. Ellie isn't stupid, after all - she might not know this girl, but she certainly knows the most likely reason for her to have such a blatantly inhuman feature. Raising a fuss would only cause problems for both of them, right? ]

[nctosa]

[ bird blood?

oh.

oh. ]

Yeah. I should.

[ except she lingers for a moment or two more, trying to figure out just what it is she's trying to say. it was fun, or why did we just kill all those birds, or maybe even gurl can i have yo numbers. but instead, she goes with- ]

Thank you very much for the help.

[ and with a little bow, she turns - hiding her hand in the book as best as she can - and starts to head out. ]

[shortspoken]

Before you go.

[ She doesn't raise a hand to stop her or anything. she just shifts slightly. THAT USUALLY GETS IT DONE ]

There've been lots of weird animals out lately. Some kind of rabies, I hear.

[ Her delivery is still totally flat, but she nods at the hand-slash-book. ]

Keep away from them. Even [especially] police dogs and such. You don't want to get in trouble again.