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Random scenario test drive meme! For all you thinking about apping to our fair game. Because all our characters are the modern reincarnates of the people we canon reviewed for, you need a modern AU! Post your character with a couple details about who they are now. Use a prompt to set the scene! And tag around.

RAIN: The weather sucks and you gotta share a bus stop, overhang, or other cozy space with someone.

MONSTERS IN THE PARK: Doesn't really matter what they are, it's time to run and/or fight!

NEW ECHO: augh you were minding your own business in public and now you have feathers for hair, or you just had a vivid flashback to being a wizard, or suddenly you have your preincarnation's clothes on. Someone help! Or point and laugh, that works too.

NORMAL DAY AT THE MALL OR WHEREVER: Slice of life happens too!

WILD CARD: You can't be contained by these paltry prompts! Get out there and combine them or make your own!

Comments

[anequal]

If I was high on anything it was the meds. I'm telling you. Car. Hospital. And then this weird number stuck in my head.

[HE IGNORES THE REST BECAUSE YOU'RE RUDE MARZIO THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE]

[onlyleft]

Oooh. Well, in that case, I'd take muscle-boob-giant-ladies with a grain of salt or something?

Until someone remembers the same muscle-boob-giant-lady. Then we'll know you're not totally crazy.

[Nope. He's honest. There's a difference.]

[anequal]

Now you're just being sarcastic and mocking. You don't remember anything like it?

[onlyleft]

Noooope. Can't say I do. I kind of remember one that had like...shitty scene kid-ish hair punching up other giants and that was apparently pretty important? But none with boobs.

[anequal]

Shitty scene kid hair really? This is so weird. I don't get it at all.

[onlyleft]

I guess? It was long and dramatic.

What makes you think I get it anymore than you do?

[anequal]

I never said you did, but you have information I don't.

I can't believe you're calling me crazy when you're having a legitimate discussion with me over this.

[onlyleft]

So?? You know stuff I don't.

I also said I might also be crazy. We could both be having the same hallucinations.

[anequal]

At this point I'm worrying there must be something in the water in this city.

[onlyleft]

That's probably the most likely thing, anyways? Maybe everyone who lives here is part of some huge social experiment on the effects of fucking with the water supply.

[anequal]

That is some terrorist bullshit but at least it makes more sense than possessed boyfriends of Barbie.

[toobig]

You really shouldn't call her a muscle-boob-giant lady.

[onlyleft]

Why not?






Wait, you mean that Anthony isn't completely crazy?

[toobig]

Because she's scary...!

[Will Bertholdt ever not be afraid of Annie? We'll have to wait for his next incarnation.]

He's... uh, he's not. Judging from what other people remember.

You're remembering Titans.

[onlyleft]

...It's not like she's here, right??

[Because wouldn't that be super obvious?]

Titans. And you're not talking about like, Cronus?

[toobig]

..... uh.

No... not like mythology at all. They're just... mostly like giants.

I understand that's the same thing, but the Greek view on them is a lot different from the European one.

[Wait no, don't make him ramble about semantics.]

I mean, those... large humanoids you remember. That's what they called them.

[onlyleft]

??? What do you mean by uh?

[He doesn't want to hear about it anyways.]

Okay...I guess knowing what they were called helps?? Idk it seems pretty impossible that they could be as dangerous as they seem to be.

[toobig]

Anything that big is pretty dangerous!

[onlyleft]

Way to ignore my question. Is the titan lady here or not?

I guesssssss so. Do you remember getting fucked over by them, too?

[Sorry, Bert. He's not going to stop asking questions you probably don't want to answer.

[anequal]

I told you so!!!!

[onlyleft]

You've told me a lot of things that aren't true, this one time doesn't count.

[anequal]

Excuse you I don't lie to you.

[onlyleft]

Yes you do. And you lie to my mother, too.

[anequal]

To Auntie?? About what?

[onlyleft]

Eating!!!

And pretty much everything about actually being a functional human being.