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Random scenario test drive meme! For all you thinking about apping to our fair game. Because all our characters are the modern reincarnates of the people we canon reviewed for, you need a modern AU! Post your character with a couple details about who they are now. Use a prompt to set the scene! And tag around.

RAIN: The weather sucks and you gotta share a bus stop, overhang, or other cozy space with someone.

MONSTERS IN THE PARK: Doesn't really matter what they are, it's time to run and/or fight!

NEW ECHO: augh you were minding your own business in public and now you have feathers for hair, or you just had a vivid flashback to being a wizard, or suddenly you have your preincarnation's clothes on. Someone help! Or point and laugh, that works too.

NORMAL DAY AT THE MALL OR WHEREVER: Slice of life happens too!

WILD CARD: You can't be contained by these paltry prompts! Get out there and combine them or make your own!

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[ Your caution has failed you, Kavi. It has failed you miserably, and it will continue to fail you, because Karson Valenti has had a bad day. Which means you, too, are about to have a bad day. Sharing the wealth and all that jazz. ]

Hey-- [ He doesn't even bother to knock. Instead, he kicks open the door with all the fury of the burning sun. ]

I'm sorry, but do you know Ms. Hall? She's a fucking moron, and you need to get her fired!

[ and there go his hopes and dreams of having a peaceful lunch.

...from now on he is going to LEAVE the grounds and eat. that will be the only way to stop this.

but ignoring Karson isn't a thing that's going to work. so his head goes to rest in his hands with a sigh. ]

I do not have that ability, Karson.

[ It is almost impossible to escape because Karson is standing in front of the door. ]

Can't you talk to someone or some shit? I just went to her fucking office during office hours to get help on the shit she hasn't explained, and you know what she did? Do you have any idea of the shit she just pulled?! SHE TALKED TO HER BOYFRIEND ON THE PHONE FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR. JUST, LITERALLY, STANDING THERE. ON THE FUCKING PHONE. WHILE I'M STANDING THERE, WAITING PATIENTLY. WHO DOES THAT?!

Someone on their lunch hour?

[ it is about that time, after all.

oh Kavi is going to have to take some aspirin after this. ]

Someone who said she was going to help me on her lunch hour.

Well... That is extremely rude.

[ and not professional in the least. he most certainly would not be doing something like that. ]

But it's nothing that can get her fired.

[ not immediately anyway. ]

How about when I fail Geometry? How about when I never get to go to college, not that I was intending to anyways? Will she get fired then?!

[ on no karson is pacing now it will only get worse ]

[ yup. there it goes. the pacing. next is going to come a long winded rant. Kavi just knows it. with a sigh, he rubs at his temples... ]

Karson... She is not the only person that can help -

[ wait hold the phone. ]

What do you mean you were not intending to go to college?

[ he stops.

he stares.

he takes a deep breath, preparing to go 15 shades off the deep end, and then... ]

I'm not intending to go to college.

[ the challenge has been issued ]

[ oh no. oooohhhh no no no. the not going to college thing... that trumps everything Karson had ever ranted about ever.

it also goes against everything that Kavi is here at the school for. he's supposed to be helping people achieve their dreams. 8T ]

And why would that be?

Because I don't want to.

That is hardly a reason, Karson.

[ he gonna call yo mama. ]

Is it grades? Finances?

Because I don't want to.

Surely you have something you want to do with your life...

I, legitly, do not want to do a single goddamn thing with my life.

Language, Karson.

[ they are in school, after all. don't make him write you up a detention. HE WILL, GODDAMN IT. ]

[ SIIIIGHH ]

I, legitly, do not want to do a single thing with my life. A single thing that may or may not be damned by god above.

That's better. Thank you.

[ but it's still a sad story to hear. does Karkat have no aspirations whatsoever? :'( ]

Now take a seat. If you're going to interrupt my lunch you might as well not stand around while we discuss why you don't think you want anything in life.

[ glare, as he thinks it over.

then yeah okay, he can capitulate on this one issue. karson plops down on a seat. ]

Why do I have to want to do something with my life? Why do I have to go to college?

[ that's more like it. now he can listen to Karson - a task that tries his patience despite how much he loves his nephew. more importantly, he can start working on his lunch. ]

Unfortunately, Karson, we can't just sit there and do nothing once high school is over. If you want to live with Jack for eternity, then that's your choice.

That's just it, though. You have choices and it doesn't hurt to look at them.

I don't want to look at them.

[ wow we are now entering sullen babby mode ]

Karson.

[ be reasonable. don't make him pull it from your stubborn mouth. ]

Don't you Karson me. Why do I have to go to more school? What if the common, bullshit lifestyle isn't fulfilling to me at all? What if what's most fulfilling to me is to live out in the woods, away from everything?

[ give him a second to chew and swallow. ]

Do you want to live in the woods?

Maybe.

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