Original vs New

[not_good_not_wicked]

A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of- hold on, this is a meme so we need a silly picture.




A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of your character (IE the one in this game) and the original version (IE the one straight out of the TV show/book/game.) either with a description of their opinions or with an actually written out conversion.

Also, if you like, you can continue by way of tagging other people's posts, and threading out an encounter between your StE AU and their Original Flavor version. Or between your your Original Flavor and their StE AU.

Comments

[wirsinddiejager]

Yeah, we have jokes. We even have some people who'll make jokes about people getting eaten.

[It. Should be pretty obvious from his face what he thinks about that kind of people.



(spoilers he doesn't think people getting eaten is funny)]

[shortspoken]

Hmph. For you, maybe. Personally? I see no difference between you and Alan. This is perfectly normal as far as I'm concerned.

[ OHOHO SHOTS FIRED ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[AW HELL NAW]

Sounds like you're not as observant as the Annie I know, then. There are plenty of differences.

[wirsinddiejager]

[Funnily enough, Alan's reaction to Annie is almost exactly the same as Eren's to Ellie. That is, staring uncomfortably and feeling like he should be saying something. However, unlike Eren, Alan does actually manage to say something.]

So, uh. Hey.

[Granted, it's not much.]

[reincarn8ted]

 

 

 

There something on my face, chump? Which one are you?

[ ALL YOU UNFAMILIAR EARTH HUMANS LOOK THE SAME OK ]

[drama8om8]

 

 

 

Are you going to kill me and eat me now.

[shortspoken]

Now that you mention it...

[ Squint... ]

...Yes. He might be a little taller.

[ OHHHHHHHH ]

[shortspoken]

[ Yeah no sorry Alan

You're getting THE LOOK ]

A lifetime later and you still don't know how to talk to girls?

[wirsinddiejager]

I'm Alan. Uh. Octavia's boyfriend.

[wirsinddiejager]

...What? No! I'm human, alright?

[reincarn8ted]

Oh.

[ Wait.

Waity-wait-wait waaaaaaaait.

HEY ALAN CHECK OUT HOW MUCH WIDER AND SCARIER VRISKA'S GRIN IS THAN TAVIA'S, WOW ]

Ohhhhhhhh! Of course. The boyfriend! Her matesprit. I have heard all about you.

All about you.

[Whispering:] All the things. All. Of. Them.

[ WINK WINK! ]

[wirsinddiejager]

I can't believe you of all people are making comments about someone's height.

[wirsinddiejager]

Hey, shut up! I know how to talk to girls, ask my girlfriend! This is just a really weird situation!

[drama8om8]

A psycho human! Alan has told me things. Things! THIIIIIIIINGS.

[ Waving her finger around in a dramatic manner SHE KNOWS YOU EREN SHE KNOWS YOU ARE SCARY! ]

[shortspoken]

I'm allowed to talk. I'm taller than Annie.

[ No she's not, her boots just have a slight heel

Shhhh ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[Oh this is incredibly unnerving]

A-all of them?

[wirsinddiejager]

He was probably exaggerating.

[Because while Eren is aware that people can think he is kind of scary, he also thinks Alan is a total wuss who needs to learn2bloodlust.]

[shortspoken]

[ !!! ]

Girlfriend?

Really?

[ Is Alan insulted yet

That is a very obviously disbelieving tone right there ]

[reincarn8ted]

All. Of. Them.

[ SIGH~ ]

We went pretty in-depth, Alma. I never realised I had so much to learn about chumpy innocent little human boys and their mating habits!

[drama8om8]

Don't you accuse my cutie boyfriend of being a liar, psycho. He is hells of sensible about this shit! So I am like eighty-eight percent certain that you are going to kill me and eat me and use my bones as toothpicks and then you will make a puppet out of my skull and make it talk to your scary-ass friends and you'll all laugh all psycho-like and then iunno you'll probably snack on some babies or something THAT IS WHAT YOU DO.

[wirsinddiejager]

...That's not the only difference.

[Like the fact that she's older. Anyone Eren knows making it past twenty is a little mind-boggling, honestly.]

[wirsinddiejager]

Don't say it like that! Just because that other guy is a total loser doesn't mean that I am!

[yes it does]

[shortspoken]

Mmhmm. I'm scarier than she is too, right?

[ OH LOOK TINY SMILE she knows that's not true

LOOK

LOOK HOW SELF-AWARE SHE IS! ]

[wirsinddiejager]

I's Alan. Don't say 'mating habits', you make it sound really gross.

[wirsinddiejager]

Did he actually say that?

[Because wow, future self. Wow.]