Wow. A lady might be offended to hear that you would think such things about her, Ellen! My intentions are pure. Pure and untainted and entirely trustworthy! Here I am, trying to be cool and considerate and effectively wait on you prong and fucking nub, and you throw it back in my face. Not cool!

I guess I don't need you to tell me what's off-limits anyway. I'll just go tell some random guy all about your Earth human boners and see what bits make him laugh.