Original vs New

[not_good_not_wicked]

A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of- hold on, this is a meme so we need a silly picture.




A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of your character (IE the one in this game) and the original version (IE the one straight out of the TV show/book/game.) either with a description of their opinions or with an actually written out conversion.

Also, if you like, you can continue by way of tagging other people's posts, and threading out an encounter between your StE AU and their Original Flavor version. Or between your your Original Flavor and their StE AU.

Comments

[hollowleg]

New!Shiro is 500% terrified by his old self. A monster! DEFINITELY A MONSTER with a hole in his chest and fangs and klsjdaksda creepy. New!Shiro is increasingly scared of the monster he's destined to become. He also thinks Old!Shiro is straight up crazy and antisocial.

Meanwhile, Old!Shiro is disgusted by this pathetic, weak human he's been reincarnated as. A total wimp and a chef? At least he appreciates food. Too bad it's lame gross human food and not proper souls. He thinks new!Shiro is a coward, with his priorities in the wrong place. He isn't good enough at protecting Ichigo/Mamoru, and that's their damn job. He also thinks all of New!Shiro's "friendships" are just asking for trouble. Weaknesses, waiting to be exploited. He thinks its high time for Shiro Nakamura to embrace his true nature.

They COULD maybe see eye to eye, if New!Shiro wouldn't stop running away and hiding.

[loltraitorlol]

I have been informed that my... alternate self is dating you.

["alternate self" is said with palpable disgust]

PORQUE NO LAS DOS?

[hollowleg]

[Shiro sort of looks up.

And up.

And up.

so big....]

Um... y-yeah...

[And then there's Zangetsu, sitting on Starscream's shoulder] Is that a problem, big guy? I think we go together well! Peas and carrots! Fire and explosions! Rock and ROLL.

PARCE QUE... je ne sais quoi

[loltraitorlol]

[ATTEMPT AT PUSHING ZANGETSU OFF HIS SHOULDER]

Interspecies romance is disgusting! Also, I don't even know what species you're supposed to be. Your existence makes no logical sense!


[And now, from the organic peanut gallery down below...]

Ignore him, he's just a big stupid idiot baby nine-million year old virgin anyway.

[hollowleg]

[he clings like a tiny white koala-lizard. Sorry 'Scream] Look who's talkin', giant space robot. What makes sense and what doesn't all depends on how you look at it! Geeez. For such a big head-- [he raps on Starscream's head] You sure do have a teeny tiny little closed off brain! Hehehehe!

... Are you really going to say things like that to someone that big?

I ain't scared, human.

Clearly. [he clears his throat, then looks at Chris] Haha, oh shit... really? Virgin? Hahaha!!

SOME of us have more important things ta do, you know!