SO DANNY ACTUALLY THINKS that these two are weirder than his parents are. On an objective scale they're probably not any worse than the Fentons, but Danny's used to roller coaster conspiracy weirdness. He is less used to airheaded couples who are VERY GOOD AT THINKING THEY ARE NOT SCREAMING. They are a little tiring at best, and infuriating at worst, depending on how much screaming happens.

Sometimes he wonders how they function on a day to day basis.