[PLEASE STOP. But - that's a secondary point of weirdness, he doesn't even need seconds to acknowledge.

Mouth re-tightens, pulls back the grimace - more a confused one than an awkward one.] Uhh.

[Lifts a hand, points at one eye, very slightly twirling the tip.] I. See the irises are like. I dunno, aren't they kind of really big? A-and they weren't always this color, either -- what?

[Does they not look that off from a distance?]