"Aah, I get it. Never a cop when you need one..." And with that choice of conversational direction, Hajime was doing a fine job in keeping himself from getting told on, essentially.

Especially with the questions being turned right back around. It was Jack's turn to squirm, although not nearly as painfully. "Not... usually. Only when there's been a cause worth drinking for." He rubbed at the back of his neck and laughed, plainly embarrassed. "We're both going to be hurting, come morning...."