[ don't worry, Alan has been laughed at ever since he started dressing like this and acting like this since high school. he still has the last laugh, especially when his designs and skills are shown off in big budget movies while his peers are struggling with their 401K plans in they cubical hell work space. ]

Hmm, I might have a solution for that. It will be a tad uncomfortable at first, but once you get use to it, I'm sure you will love the results.

However, I will have to work on it at first to match the skin tones exactly, and it is not something you can just take off like a jacket.