More so than you are, apparently. This is shit teenagers do!

[And yes he is tugging on a strand of goofy colored hair while he says this.]

Dating, huh? I'm not interested in something like that. I'm talking about something more Sci-fi, you know what I'm sayin'? Like people magically getting crazy super powers and hunting for aliens and shit?

[Go ahead and try to play dumb while Max is here raising his voice deliberately. Nobody's paying attention, but if he feels like causing a scene you can bet your sweet ass he's going to.]