umbrael: (Human • Oh... kay...)
"Oswald Doyle" ([personal profile] umbrael) wrote in [community profile] saveyourbrain 2013-12-31 03:03 am (UTC)

holy christ i want to tag every one of these options | but i'll go with B

As Doyle is slowly starting to learn by the time of this hypothetical and non-canon log, in his past life he was an ancient god of darkness and possibly also a Literal dinosaur. Which classifies him as a magic user, an animal, and maybe an anthropomorphic personification by technicality.

To get to this point he's also echoed back a few memories telling him he's seen Some Shit in that past life, as you can imagine one does in the life of a shadowy dinosaur god. Remembering weird things is all well and good, but it's still a little different from seeing one in the flesh (or lack therof, as it were).

He had no reason to stop in the dairy section, and thus tragically lacks an excuse for how he's slooowing down and s t a r i n g at this walking skeleton. Just hanging out in the grocery store. Unnoticeable to everyone else, apparently. Oh god, this is numbers shit, isn't it?

At some point he's just stopped, and his mouth is open to say something, but nothing's coming to mind. Or, rather, nothing's coming to mind that's more intelligent than 'Uhhhhh', 'What?', or 'walking skeleton?'

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