[This is his life. His life is trying to mug a teenage girl while he floats a few inches above the ground hanging on to her flying broom.
He manages to weigh it down enough, though, that he gets his feet back on the ground. And then he adjusts his grip while turning around, his back to Marisa, and rears back...to launch the broom forward into the air like a javelin.
That done, he turns back to Marisa and kneels down over her to effectively lock her in place on the ground and starts patting her pockets down for any sign of a phone or money.]
Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you if you just stay calm!
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He manages to weigh it down enough, though, that he gets his feet back on the ground. And then he adjusts his grip while turning around, his back to Marisa, and rears back...to launch the broom forward into the air like a javelin.
That done, he turns back to Marisa and kneels down over her to effectively lock her in place on the ground and starts patting her pockets down for any sign of a phone or money.]
Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you if you just stay calm!