[his father's big in Canada, and Julien used to worry more about being something like him.]

God, I hope not! My net worth's in the negative and I have already pre-committed suicide for if I ever try politics.

- basically, I have blue hair and if I google my name there's a picture of me duct taped to the wall in college. And the whole "pretty openly bisexual" thing. That's still something politicians like to hide, right?