TEST DRIVE MEME

[bibliofilo]

TEST DRIVE MEME

> The Park. Man, what a nice day out. Why not enjoy it? I'm sure -- shit, yep, there's some echo monsters.
> The Mall. Exactly what it says on the tin! Dodge the hordes of teenage mallrats or take part, whichever suits your tastes.
> Rainy Day. Agh, it's fucking awful out. And is it raining those vermilion things?? Now you've got an Echo to contend with on top of everything else. Find some shelter, quick!
> PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION, HOW FUN
> The most horribly kitschy Arts and Crafts Fair you can imagine.
> NEW YEARS. What better way to start out the new year than to learn that everything you know is a lie? Or if you are already acquainted with the network pass out some resolutions.
> A food fight has just broken out in the cafeteria. Join? Flee? The choice is yours alone.
> Wild Card! Make up your own.

Comments

Gravelord Nito | Dark Souls

[firstofthedead]

A:

The holiday season always brought out the best in Lucas Yates. His sermons became more passionate, his voice sang out more joyously, and even his aching feet got a little springier. This Christmas was no different. He'd hosted a midnight mass and only returned home to his wife and daughter for a few hours of sleep, before leaving to prepare his church once more at six in the morning. He'd be celebrating all day, culminating in a charity-driven "feast" in the evening. His church's doors were open to all today, no matter their religious affiliation, and he'd be overseeing the whole event with a smile on his face.

B:

[network post, video] Well. It's a pleasure to finally have this curtain drawn back. I've heard a number of fantastical stories from some of my parishioners, and if I didn't find myself here today, I would have continued finding the entire thing very, very hard to believe. But what I found waiting for me in my home shortly before Christmas lent some credibility to the entire thing. [the bald-headed man with a well-groomed goatee rises from his chair and disappears off camera for a moment. he returns carrying in both hands what seems like a single, chest-high stack of neatly folded black fabric swatches. it's all one contiguous piece, but he's not about to unfold it.] I know I call myself a man of the cloth, but this is a little ridiculous, wouldn't you say?

B

[onemoredeath]

[He decided to amuse himself tonight by talking to a man of the cloth. After all, with lights out, there really not much else for him to do save annoy his cellmate.]

That might depend upon which cloth you're speaking of. I suppose you did not try to see what it actually is?

B

[radiantchicken]

[The parrot on the other end of the video tilts his head to one side and looks curiously at the stack of cloth. It's bigger than he is.]

What are you going to do with it?