TEST DRIVE MEME

[bibliofilo]

TEST DRIVE MEME

> The Park. Man, what a nice day out. Why not enjoy it? I'm sure -- shit, yep, there's some echo monsters.
> The Mall. Exactly what it says on the tin! Dodge the hordes of teenage mallrats or take part, whichever suits your tastes.
> Rainy Day. Agh, it's fucking awful out. And is it raining those vermilion things?? Now you've got an Echo to contend with on top of everything else. Find some shelter, quick!
> PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION, HOW FUN
> The most horribly kitschy Arts and Crafts Fair you can imagine.
> NEW YEARS. What better way to start out the new year than to learn that everything you know is a lie? Or if you are already acquainted with the network pass out some resolutions.
> A food fight has just broken out in the cafeteria. Join? Flee? The choice is yours alone.
> Wild Card! Make up your own.

Comments

[servantofmictlan]

Yeah he doesn't buy it, but he also figures that he's talking to a goddamn bird at a bus stop, and that also a bird WOULD say that.

"Well, then, do you have a home, and a family that you need to get back to?" Maybe a better question. "Somewhere warm to stay?"

Wow hey idiot are you seriously thinking of taking care of a bird when you are a medical examiner with crazy hours?

[radiantchicken]

The parrot gave a negative-sounding whistle. "I'm not going back there. And I found a building with a warm roof last night!" Even if it wasn't quite as warm as he'd liked.

[servantofmictlan]

hey Angelo don't do the thing

Don't do it

Don't do the

"My house is plenty warm, if you'd like to come there."

God damn it.

[radiantchicken]

The parrot certainly seemed interested. "Do you have fruit?"

[servantofmictlan]

"Yes! Mangos, and avocados, and tomatoes, and grapes, apples, oranges..."

Not all of those things, but a lot of them. He was kind of a sucker for fruits.

[radiantchicken]

The parrot gave an impressed whistle. "That sounds great!" Yes, yes, he would very much like to go home with you.