Can't?

[Who the hell is this guy, telling him what to do?

Emil smiles smugly and makes himself comfortable again, leaning back and stretching his legs. The only way for him to be less subtle is actually shouting "look at all this nice space I have and you don't!"]

I just did. If no one was fast enough to take the other seat, then everyone here is seriously out of shape. I'm actually doing you a favor by making you stand up, you can use the exercise.