How can you assume stuff on someone you don’t even know, did you stop to think why I’m doing rude things? Maybe I have troubles at home so I act out. Maybe I’m saving this seat for my sick grandmother who’s boarding the next station, a poor woman who can barely walk but can’t afford a taxi.

[Emil starts to really get into it, voice laced with fake (but rather convincing) hurt.]

You know what I think? I think your common sense is just lack of empathy. I bet you’re one of these people who’d lock up a hungry man for thirty years for stealing a loaf of bread. You should be ashamed of yourself!

[As he gives Russel an angry look, Emil wonders if he went too far. No one would ever buy that much bullshit… but he’s having fun. The other guy’s expression is worth it.]