[ha ha ha of course not, surely nobody could be that gullibl--oh who are you kidding, this is Russel. Of course he bought it.]

Y...you're right. I was so quick to judge, I didn't even stop to think about what you might be going through. I should have tried to understand you better, I'm sorry...!

I promise I would never lock someone up for thirty years for stealing a loaf of bread, that's not the kind of person I am!