TEST DRIVE MEME

[youngestone]

Test Drive Meme!

Scenarios:
> The Park. Man, what a nice day out. Why not enjoy it? I'm sure -- shit, yep, there's some echo monsters.
> The Mall. Exactly what it says on the tin! Dodge the hordes of teenage mallrats or take part, whichever suits your tastes.
> Rainy Day. Agh, it's fucking awful out. And is it raining those vermilion things?? Now you've got an Echo to contend with on top of everything else. Find some shelter, quick!
> PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION. HOW FUN
> Arts and Crafts Fair. All the kitschy fun you can imagine.
> Wild Card! Make up your own.

Comments

[talktotherock]

[Just a second, still listening.

[... Nope, not this one either. Drops the rock and casually looks over her shoulder.] Oh, just trying to find the right one.

[Because this answer makes perfect sense, you see.]

[karmasabitch]

[Makes perfect sense.]

I hope you aren't planning to use those as weapons.

[talktotherock]

Nah, that'd be silly. [Nothing about this is silly at all, of course!] Besides, I'm pretty sure my aim sucks. Never was much of a pitcher, you know.

[karmasabitch]

Practical.

What's the right rock for, then?

[talktotherock]

Well, if it's talking, it'd be pretty rude to use it as a weapon. I know I wouldn't like it if somebody just picked me up and threw me at something.

[Regards the other rocks thoughtfully.] I wonder if it's just one. That'd be kinda sad, there being only one. Could be a lot of them, for all I know.

[... At least she seems harmless?]

[karmasabitch]

[........This echo stuff is weird.]

When did you hear the other one? The one that talked.