Never Have I Ever: The Meme

[sun_sun]

Here's how this one works:

1. Comment with a character citing one thing they have never done. Try to avoid repeats.
2. Look at other posts for things your character HAS done.
3. Reply to those posts with your character taking a drink.
4. Thread about it.
5. Become increasingly drunk as the meme unfolds.

Go forth, my friends.

Comments

[dead_black_eyes]

Never have I ever kissed someone.

[espigeonage]

I'll drink to kisses.

[dead_black_eyes]

More drunker faster.

[originaloddcouple]

[Isaac and Miria both take a drink (of soda) before cementing the moment with a kiss.]

[dead_black_eyes]

Ohmygod, whatacutecouple, howdoyouevenstandit.

[originaloddcouple]

Thanks!

All it really takes it hard work and a team effort!

[bibliofilo]

[You poor, poor person. Maggie drinks to this.]

Do you not want to?

[dead_black_eyes]

It doesn't matter what I want.

I can't feel my face.

[bibliofilo]

Well, sure it matters. If it's something you have no interest in, by all means. I'd be rather curious if that was the case.

[dead_black_eyes]

The opportunity never aspented aself.

I mean, the opportunity never presented itself. It's not important.

[twelfthspark]

What, never? Bor~ing.

[Takes a long drink.]

[dead_black_eyes]

Why'sit boring? Maybe I was doing other things.

[Very slurred. L's a 110 pound bag of bones and he's put away 7 or 8 shots by this point. It's kind of a miracle he's still on his feet.]

[twelfthspark]

Come on. You never even tried?

[Oh, L. You're going to regret this in the morning.]

[dead_black_eyes]

[Wobble.]

Other things. Judith the schizophrenic didn't like me anyway, they took away her nail file when she used it on her teeth.

[twelfthspark]

... Uh. Good call?

[Just going to. Scoot away from him a little. As subtly as someone who is absolutely not subtle can manage.]

[dead_black_eyes]

...your name isn't Judith, is it? I thought she was a lifer.

[tenaciousc]

[Sip.]

You'll get most of us with that. Nice one.

[dead_black_eyes]

I have a lot, though. School and kissing are just the beginning. I've never played a sport or gone swimming, I've never held a baby, I've never worn socks, and I've never cried. I could win this game.

[If he wasn't drunk already.]

[tenaciousc]

I, uh. Are you okay?

[She takes a long sip (hey, might as well, she's got four out of five of those), looking at him half like she expects him to explode. Or cry on her. Not sure which would be worse.]

[dead_black_eyes]

[Neither. He is probably the most emotionally repressed person in this entire city. At least one of the most.]

Ceiling's spinning. Not even consistently. It's kind of stupid.

But I'm okay. Why wouldn't I be okay? Are you okay?

[tenaciousc]

I'm okay. You're drunk. ... Why not socks?

[wirsinddiejager]

[Sip.]

This game is gonna get me so drunk.

[dead_black_eyes]

It had better. Fair's fair.

[drama8om8]

[ GLUG ]

I don't have to sip for each person, right?

 

Or each kiss?

[dead_black_eyes]

I think that's fair.