This is going to be disgusting, just so you know.

[ His tone is forced-cheerful, fake smile firmly in place as he turns away to start efficiently banging out the coffee grounds and setting up the machine. ]

Is this a latte too, by the way? You didn't specify in your little burst of fancy ordering. Just a grande extra hot soy something in a venti cup with whipped cream and chocolate and caramel sauce but sugar free cinnamon and vanilla.