[TEST] DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

[reapsthewind]

I HONESTLY COULDN'T THINK OF A GOOD PICTURE SO THANKS LAVVY

Here, have the slightly more relevant song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_nLlL1mwKI

Anyway, this is a random scenario test drive meem, since we've had an influx of new potential appers. I am a bit too lazy to make this a proper meem, so you make your own shit up. Here's some inspirational scenarios:

> The Mall. The hell are you doing out in the suburbs, bro? And why is that woman trying so hard to sell you nail polish?
> The Park. MAN IT IS A NICE D-- shit is that a Vermicelli or whatever the monsters are called?
> Arts & Crafts Fair. Cute knit cat cozies! Bad pretzels! YEAH.
> Rainy Day. It's wet and you're stuck at the bus stop. HOW DEGRADING.
> You get an echo while someone else is around. SHIT. PARANOIA TIME.

Or make up your own!

Comments

2/?

[hopediesalone]

3/?

[hopediesalone]

4/?

[hopediesalone]

[wait ok]

5/?

[hopediesalone]

[maybe

she can't be serious

right

maybe there was a mixup with the artist dork or he played a prank on her]

6/?

[hopediesalone]

[yes, that's--]

7/?

[hopediesalone]

[no that can't be right she gave the description




shit]

8/?

[hopediesalone]

[ok think, blues



think]

9/?

[hopediesalone]

10/?

[hopediesalone]

11/?

[hopediesalone]

12/?

[hopediesalone]

13/?

[hopediesalone]

14/?

[hopediesalone]

[ok fine

whatever]

15/?

[hopediesalone]

[this girl is looking for nicolas fucking cage

sure]

16/17

[hopediesalone]

[FINALLY a. long, slow breath to basically force himself to keep a level voice through the complete ridiculousness of holy fuck he's actually going to humor this girl instead of telling her to get out of his office. he's going to have some grand response surely, some great buildup worthy of this insanely long pause--]

17/17 i am not sorry

[hopediesalone]

You don't say.

[drama8om8]

[ ummmmmmmm what's with the pause dude

I mean obviously Octavia is used to people being stunned silent by her beauty and star quality and shit but like

wow

wowowowowooowwwwwow ]

I. I do say. I mean, okay, it's not completely accurate. I remember him, like... Sweatier? But it is totally the same guy and you are totally going to find him so that there can be tearful reunions and copious amounts of making out.

[ Please excuse Scrawny McTeenager while she looks you up and down appraisingly, ok. ]

Between him and me. Obviously.

[ was that an eyebrow wiggle? YES IT WAS ]

[hopediesalone]

[OCTAVIA DID YOU JUST CHECK HIM OUT

like ok he's sort of flattered in an abstract way but wowowwowowowowow so uncomfortable with this dnw getting creeped on by a teenager

just. running a hand through his hair and rushing all of this out in an effort of OCTAVIA PLS GO]

He's named Nicolas Cage, he's an actor, look him up. Pick something, I don't fucking know what because they're all terrible movies. Maybe try Con Air or The Wicker Man, I guess?

[BREATHE]

[drama8om8]

[ jsyk, octavia's shitty teenage girl magazines state that people playing with their hair and acting flustered are usually totally attracted to the person they're talking to

CURSE YOU, COSMO

CURSE YOU ]

...An actor? Like, seriously?

[ IT'S MEANT TO BE. Excuse her while she just clasps her hands and stares dreamily into the distance for a bit. ]

 



 

[ still doing it ]

 

 

 

[ yeah she's showing no signs of moving or going anywhere or even paying you bro ]

[hopediesalone]

[oh no


oh no

just gonna

wave a hand in front of her face

snap out of it]

[drama8om8]

[ THERE IS NO SNAPPING OUT OF THE LOVESTRUCK HAZE THAT OCTAVIA HAS SUNKEN INTO OK

She will forever be remembered as that one douche who got so wrapped up in her nic cage fantasies that she lapsed into a coma. Went cage-atonic, if you will.

 

 

ok no that's stupid snapping out of it is go ]

Wuh? Oh! Oh. Right. Con Air, right? Juuuuuuuust a second.

[ And now she's pulling out her ridiculously expensive smartphone and poking around on eBay for a copy.

Still not getting out dude

Hope that's ok with you ]

Option B

[wannabered]

[It seems it was case time. There had been a call before requesting Raul to head back to meet a client. Said client had the brightest red coat you will ever see on him with really bad stenciling of a ... raccoon looking thing on the back.]

Oooh, nice place. Super noir! Oh, I'm Thomas. Thank you for seeing me on such short notice. I may have a case for you.

[hopediesalone]

[Raul nods, shaking his hand briefly. Though he winces a little bit at the "noir" label, this is a perfectly normal office for someone in his profession noir isn't part of it leave him alone about it

he does raise an eyebrow at the stencil though.]

Raul Light. We spoke over the phone, yeah? No problem. Sit.

[he gestures to the seats on the other side of his desk, taking a sip of his coffee. he seems a little weird, but hey, if he's got money and work for him to do...]

What can I do for you?

[wannabered]

[You're Noir, deal with it. It'll only get worse once the Narumi boys arrive.

Thomas takes a seat and pulls quite a few sheets of paper from his pocket.]

I need your help finding a few people.

[What follow are a bunch of REALLY crappy sketches of Hiroyo Hakase, Mitsuki Aoyagi, Aoi-tan, and Yumeria Moegi. Along with notes such as "Doctor Professor Hakase?" "Bear Panties" "Really important?" "Never the same costume twice?"

No, he had no idea how sketchy this might look.]

[justadigger]

[The younger fellow gets a polite nod and smile before Simon shrugs.]

If it did, I missed it - no skin off my back, though. A little water isn't gonna hurt anyone.