[He was just about to be excited about a potential customer, but then he sees that.

dramatically fake-gags.]

Ugh. If you want something to match, you should start by actually having consistency. [Your outfit makes him want to vomit, that shade of pink with that shade of purple???

And so he immediately starts rifling through one of the storage boxes in his stall (flicking his chiffon lavender scarf as he turns), because a fashion disaster only means more sale opportunities. Yes, he can fix this and make some cash, assuming his customer doesn't try to escape.]

The dress is... well, I suppose we can work with that. [he can't deny he likes the sparkles] But that cape is utterly drab, and you're going to need to accessorize. A look like that, you can't just go half way.

And why on god's green earth are you wearing sunglasses?