[You are so lucky Alan is not his preincarnation or he would have punched you already. Except no because Eren would not give a shit about superheroes.]

You just don't get it, do you? Spiderman is a total loser who just gets his powers by a stupid coincidence. Batman worked hard to be as awesome as he is, training for years and inventing all his tools and gadgets. Plus, Batman is a way more interesting character. He's got depth.

[Vriskas have terrible taste!!!]

You're kidding, right? Did you see Spiderman 3? What the fuck was that even.