[TEST] DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

[reapsthewind]

I HONESTLY COULDN'T THINK OF A GOOD PICTURE SO THANKS LAVVY

Here, have the slightly more relevant song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_nLlL1mwKI

Anyway, this is a random scenario test drive meem, since we've had an influx of new potential appers. I am a bit too lazy to make this a proper meem, so you make your own shit up. Here's some inspirational scenarios:

> The Mall. The hell are you doing out in the suburbs, bro? And why is that woman trying so hard to sell you nail polish?
> The Park. MAN IT IS A NICE D-- shit is that a Vermicelli or whatever the monsters are called?
> Arts & Crafts Fair. Cute knit cat cozies! Bad pretzels! YEAH.
> Rainy Day. It's wet and you're stuck at the bus stop. HOW DEGRADING.
> You get an echo while someone else is around. SHIT. PARANOIA TIME.

Or make up your own!

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[prinsects]

[A pair of petite identical twin girls in somewhat faded but rather lacy, classically girly-girl ensembles beam when they reach the front of the line. The one in the white adores adventurey fantasy books, and the one in the green happily encourages whatever she likes. The latter takes a copy - paperback - of the first book Order of the Keys book from the former's arms, which she crosses behind her back with her chin held high, and sets it on the table.]

Make this out to my sister Gilda, please. [With a glance back to the girl in white.

Being here makes them feel very important.]

[unwakingwaters]

[Big smile]

To Gilda, eh? Are you both fans...?

[she goes ahead and signs the book -- To Gilda, may your adventures always be great! -- Maya]

[prinsects]

She is.

[With the book signed, Gwen is the first one to look at it, as if it's something she's done, for her sister, even though Gilda is standing just behind - where she passes it, signature on display.

Three hands are on the book, and while Gilda is still examining it with the occasional look back up to Maya in delight, Gwen comments:] I like it, though.

[She doesn't say "I like your books", exactly, because she hasn't even read them. What she likes is what Gilda has told her about them - which is quite a lot.]