[TEST] DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

[reapsthewind]

I HONESTLY COULDN'T THINK OF A GOOD PICTURE SO THANKS LAVVY

Here, have the slightly more relevant song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_nLlL1mwKI

Anyway, this is a random scenario test drive meem, since we've had an influx of new potential appers. I am a bit too lazy to make this a proper meem, so you make your own shit up. Here's some inspirational scenarios:

> The Mall. The hell are you doing out in the suburbs, bro? And why is that woman trying so hard to sell you nail polish?
> The Park. MAN IT IS A NICE D-- shit is that a Vermicelli or whatever the monsters are called?
> Arts & Crafts Fair. Cute knit cat cozies! Bad pretzels! YEAH.
> Rainy Day. It's wet and you're stuck at the bus stop. HOW DEGRADING.
> You get an echo while someone else is around. SHIT. PARANOIA TIME.

Or make up your own!

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[hikarigato]

[The collision happened just as Sally had started to take a sip. The interior of her mouth is splashed thoroughly with hot coffee and she stumbles forward coughing.

In just a couple of seconds she's recovered taking a breath with her sinuses burning more than a tad and coffee running down the back of her hand and running rings along the edges of the lid.]

You okay? Here - up...

[She reaches a hand out to the young woman on the floor, trying a smile.] Still wearing in those shoes?

[reialistic]

[ her drink seeps out onto the concrete while the lid rolls away.

she takes the woman's hand, not without the heat of embarrassment across her cheeks, and gets to her feet. ]

Yes, [ she says distractedly, taking out a few napkins from her purse. always equip oneself with napkins. never leave starbucks without taking one. that's how reiya has accumulated several in her purse.

she hands them to sally. ] I'm very sorry.