[TEST] DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

[reapsthewind]

I HONESTLY COULDN'T THINK OF A GOOD PICTURE SO THANKS LAVVY

Here, have the slightly more relevant song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_nLlL1mwKI

Anyway, this is a random scenario test drive meem, since we've had an influx of new potential appers. I am a bit too lazy to make this a proper meem, so you make your own shit up. Here's some inspirational scenarios:

> The Mall. The hell are you doing out in the suburbs, bro? And why is that woman trying so hard to sell you nail polish?
> The Park. MAN IT IS A NICE D-- shit is that a Vermicelli or whatever the monsters are called?
> Arts & Crafts Fair. Cute knit cat cozies! Bad pretzels! YEAH.
> Rainy Day. It's wet and you're stuck at the bus stop. HOW DEGRADING.
> You get an echo while someone else is around. SHIT. PARANOIA TIME.

Or make up your own!

Comments

A.....

[puppetfetishist]

[People are no longer staring at the girl, because there is now an extremely flamboyant drag queen in a cute orange dress and... pointy sunglasses?

yeah ok

his Japanese isn't very good, it's like, shit Weaboo japanese, but he understands enough to know that you're being a diiiick

so yeah, in really awful japanese]

That's pretty rude.

cry

[thorny]

[her eyebrows go up slightly at actually being called out on her comments (and by a white guy no less) rather than the attire of the one doing the calling out. she's seen waaaay weirder back home, let's be real.

however, Hikari is nothing if not ready to adapt to a situation. her face quickly morphs into an expression of befuddlement as she replies, continuing to speak in Japanese]

I'm sorry, but what exactly are you trying to say? I'm afraid that I couldn't understand a word of that.

i am not actually part of team enabling run away

[puppetfetishist]

[/SHRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG]

[he twirls his own cute parasol]

[and doesn't reallllly bother responding]

['cause you a jerk]

i'm trying but they're everywhere

[thorny]

[her eyes light up in mock understanding at receiving the cold shoulder]

Oh! My apologies, I didn't realize that you were suffering from mental issues.

[and then she proceeds to repeat her first question in agonizing slowness]

[puppetfetishist]

[And now, with equal slowness, pronouncing everything very carefully]

I---said----your----dress----is---nice~

[thorny]

That's very kind of you. I chose it because of how nicely the colors complimented my accessories.

[she smiles beatifically, pulling her skirt out in a small curtsy with the hand that isn't holding onto her parasol. the second comment is obviously a thinly veiled dig at the hideously clashing nature of Bro's own outfit, but her face never ceases looking pleasant]

[puppetfetishist]

[okay enough fucking around with Japanese, he understood what she said but ugh ]

[ENGKLEESH]

Yeah, you've got a nice sense of harmony.

Little conservative though. Could have tried something with more punch. Still, first time for everybody, right?

[thorny]

[aaaaand she continues speaking in Japanese solely because she can tell he has difficulties with the language

BILINGUALISM IS A BITCH]

Oh, I certainly have more dramatic dresses at home. But the more intricate ensembles lose their impact when one wears them for every banal occasion, don't you think? I like to save them for appreciative crowds.