[TEST] DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

[reapsthewind]

I HONESTLY COULDN'T THINK OF A GOOD PICTURE SO THANKS LAVVY

Here, have the slightly more relevant song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_nLlL1mwKI

Anyway, this is a random scenario test drive meem, since we've had an influx of new potential appers. I am a bit too lazy to make this a proper meem, so you make your own shit up. Here's some inspirational scenarios:

> The Mall. The hell are you doing out in the suburbs, bro? And why is that woman trying so hard to sell you nail polish?
> The Park. MAN IT IS A NICE D-- shit is that a Vermicelli or whatever the monsters are called?
> Arts & Crafts Fair. Cute knit cat cozies! Bad pretzels! YEAH.
> Rainy Day. It's wet and you're stuck at the bus stop. HOW DEGRADING.
> You get an echo while someone else is around. SHIT. PARANOIA TIME.

Or make up your own!

Comments

[thorny]

That's very kind of you. I chose it because of how nicely the colors complimented my accessories.

[she smiles beatifically, pulling her skirt out in a small curtsy with the hand that isn't holding onto her parasol. the second comment is obviously a thinly veiled dig at the hideously clashing nature of Bro's own outfit, but her face never ceases looking pleasant]

[puppetfetishist]

[okay enough fucking around with Japanese, he understood what she said but ugh ]

[ENGKLEESH]

Yeah, you've got a nice sense of harmony.

Little conservative though. Could have tried something with more punch. Still, first time for everybody, right?

[thorny]

[aaaaand she continues speaking in Japanese solely because she can tell he has difficulties with the language

BILINGUALISM IS A BITCH]

Oh, I certainly have more dramatic dresses at home. But the more intricate ensembles lose their impact when one wears them for every banal occasion, don't you think? I like to save them for appreciative crowds.