[TEST] DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

[reapsthewind]

I HONESTLY COULDN'T THINK OF A GOOD PICTURE SO THANKS LAVVY

Here, have the slightly more relevant song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_nLlL1mwKI

Anyway, this is a random scenario test drive meem, since we've had an influx of new potential appers. I am a bit too lazy to make this a proper meem, so you make your own shit up. Here's some inspirational scenarios:

> The Mall. The hell are you doing out in the suburbs, bro? And why is that woman trying so hard to sell you nail polish?
> The Park. MAN IT IS A NICE D-- shit is that a Vermicelli or whatever the monsters are called?
> Arts & Crafts Fair. Cute knit cat cozies! Bad pretzels! YEAH.
> Rainy Day. It's wet and you're stuck at the bus stop. HOW DEGRADING.
> You get an echo while someone else is around. SHIT. PARANOIA TIME.

Or make up your own!

Comments

[frostedoverland]

[He noticed, but all kinds of kids these days come in with weird marks or piercing or what-have-you, so he's not about to judge or really even comment on it. He looked at it for a brief moment as the young woman stared down her options.

He chuckled lightly, resting his arms on the glass and watched. He was the only one in today, his co-worker was off on lunch and no one else would be coming in until around five, when they got out of school.]

You wanna taste test some of them? Maybe that'll help.

[roadstotheriver]

[She looked up sharply, and blushed at finding him right there watching her. Except of course he would be, because she was the only customer and he was the only employee here right now. Embarrassed and a little flustered, she tucked some hair behind her ear, and bit her lip.]

Can I do that...? I mean... is that allowed?

[frostedoverland]

[He only grinned some more, chocolate eyes twinkling in amusement.]

Of course. We let people taste what they want all the time. [The spoons were tiny enough, after all. He pushed back from the glass and pulled out one such small spoon and got a little scoop of one of the newer flavors they got in, cake batter was the flavor and seemed to be a big hit lately. He straightened and gave her the small spoon.] Here, try the new one. Tastes just like cake batter.

[roadstotheriver]

[It had been a very long time since she'd had cake batter, but the memory was that it was tasty, so she accepted the little spoon gingerly and put it in her mouth with only a little hesitation.

Her brows went up immediately.]

Mm!

[And, after removing the spoon, she actually answered with something intelligible.]

It's good!

[frostedoverland]

[He laughed softly and nodded.]

See, told you. Want some of that or do you wanna try something else?

[roadstotheriver]

[He was being nice about it, at least. She ducked her head shyly, and after a pause, murmured,]

Well... maybe I can try one more....

[And she pointed to the bright pink kind labeled "cotton candy". Because hey, she kind of liked pink, and it'd been equally long since she's had cotton candy as cake batter.]

[frostedoverland]

You got it.

[He grabbed another spoon and scooped up the pale pink ice cream, handing it to her over the glass right after.]

Here ya go.

[roadstotheriver]

[She took this one and savored it a bit longer. Then she nodded and offered him a little grin.]

I think I'll have that one. If that's all right. With-- um. Marshmallows? And-- can I have two mix-ins?

[Because Marble Slab is obviously the same thing as Coldstone, right? Right.]