[TEST] DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

[reapsthewind]

I HONESTLY COULDN'T THINK OF A GOOD PICTURE SO THANKS LAVVY

Here, have the slightly more relevant song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_nLlL1mwKI

Anyway, this is a random scenario test drive meem, since we've had an influx of new potential appers. I am a bit too lazy to make this a proper meem, so you make your own shit up. Here's some inspirational scenarios:

> The Mall. The hell are you doing out in the suburbs, bro? And why is that woman trying so hard to sell you nail polish?
> The Park. MAN IT IS A NICE D-- shit is that a Vermicelli or whatever the monsters are called?
> Arts & Crafts Fair. Cute knit cat cozies! Bad pretzels! YEAH.
> Rainy Day. It's wet and you're stuck at the bus stop. HOW DEGRADING.
> You get an echo while someone else is around. SHIT. PARANOIA TIME.

Or make up your own!

Comments

[knight_of_heart]

Michael Jackson? In an ice cream shop? Naw. Should be more like... hm. [ Real wit wasn't precisely his strong point, and though he paused to sip his milkshake (sugar rush heaven, aw yeah), he failed to come up with anything better and shook his head with a chuckle. ] Nevermind. Thanks for the ice cream, Jack!

Mister Jack. Thank you, Mister Jack! See you soon!

[ So the father-son pair turned to make their way back out of the shop, but the back of Horace's brain was still going and for a silly little test drive, his mun couldn't resist.

Just before they were out the door completely, Horace jerked to a halt and looked back with a triumphant grin. ]

More like Jack Frost!

[frostedoverland]

[He waved at Montgomery as they began to leave, a chuckle still on his lips as Horace still tried to think of another joke for his name. He thought he would be home free until that triumphant grin.

Jack's eyes grew wide and his heart beat oddly for a second. A young voice saying his name softly was suddenly in front of his eyes, the boy looking rather shocked as he stared at Jack.

The memory was gone in an instant, leaving Jack rather confused. What was that?]