[TEST] DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

[reapsthewind]

I HONESTLY COULDN'T THINK OF A GOOD PICTURE SO THANKS LAVVY

Here, have the slightly more relevant song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_nLlL1mwKI

Anyway, this is a random scenario test drive meem, since we've had an influx of new potential appers. I am a bit too lazy to make this a proper meem, so you make your own shit up. Here's some inspirational scenarios:

> The Mall. The hell are you doing out in the suburbs, bro? And why is that woman trying so hard to sell you nail polish?
> The Park. MAN IT IS A NICE D-- shit is that a Vermicelli or whatever the monsters are called?
> Arts & Crafts Fair. Cute knit cat cozies! Bad pretzels! YEAH.
> Rainy Day. It's wet and you're stuck at the bus stop. HOW DEGRADING.
> You get an echo while someone else is around. SHIT. PARANOIA TIME.

Or make up your own!

Comments

[peacefulwinter]

Okay... t-that's fair enough. I-I'm not sure I'd enjoy seeing the faces of people panicking, though. I think... I'd be panicking, too.

[marblephantom]

You need to be the one doing the scaring. You humans can make such funny faces when scared and all of them are unique. Try it out sometime and watch. It can be fun to cause a good scare once in a while.

But you do it all the time Crixus.

(Crixus gives a mischievous toothed smile.)

What can I say? I'm just naturally scary.

(Tina smiles a little before looking at Winter a little and leaning closer to whisper.)

Don't worry. Crixus likes to see people jump but he doesn't bite much. He only really bites mean or bad people so you should be fine.

[peacefulwinter]

I-I don't want to do the scaring, though. I like not standing out. W-well... not really, but...

[At Tina's comment, though, Winter can't help but giggle a little.]

Okay. I'll remember that.

[marblephantom]

(Crixus just gives a cocky shrug.)

Whatever. More fun for me.

(Tina giggles a little.)

Crixus, I think your scaring...Oh! I don't know your name! Momma always told me to call people by their name so what's yours? Mine's Tina Hearth. And this is Crixus.

I think she knows our names by this point Tina.

(Tina pouts.)

But Momma always told me to introduce yourself when meeting new people!