[TEST] DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

[reapsthewind]

I HONESTLY COULDN'T THINK OF A GOOD PICTURE SO THANKS LAVVY

Here, have the slightly more relevant song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_nLlL1mwKI

Anyway, this is a random scenario test drive meem, since we've had an influx of new potential appers. I am a bit too lazy to make this a proper meem, so you make your own shit up. Here's some inspirational scenarios:

> The Mall. The hell are you doing out in the suburbs, bro? And why is that woman trying so hard to sell you nail polish?
> The Park. MAN IT IS A NICE D-- shit is that a Vermicelli or whatever the monsters are called?
> Arts & Crafts Fair. Cute knit cat cozies! Bad pretzels! YEAH.
> Rainy Day. It's wet and you're stuck at the bus stop. HOW DEGRADING.
> You get an echo while someone else is around. SHIT. PARANOIA TIME.

Or make up your own!

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[hopediesalone]

[oh my fuck]

Do I even wanna know what foul fuckin' abyss that came out of?

[puppetfetishist]

It came of the same abyss that we all come of, my friend -- from the frightened refugees of Xenu's tyranny, clustered around the lips of volcanoes, as the hydrogen bombs went off that stripped their thetan cores of their trembling, weak flesh, leaving those wayward souls to re-attach themselves to human bodies to live in suffering.

[said ENTIRELY straight faced]