[TEST] DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

[reapsthewind]

I HONESTLY COULDN'T THINK OF A GOOD PICTURE SO THANKS LAVVY

Here, have the slightly more relevant song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_nLlL1mwKI

Anyway, this is a random scenario test drive meem, since we've had an influx of new potential appers. I am a bit too lazy to make this a proper meem, so you make your own shit up. Here's some inspirational scenarios:

> The Mall. The hell are you doing out in the suburbs, bro? And why is that woman trying so hard to sell you nail polish?
> The Park. MAN IT IS A NICE D-- shit is that a Vermicelli or whatever the monsters are called?
> Arts & Crafts Fair. Cute knit cat cozies! Bad pretzels! YEAH.
> Rainy Day. It's wet and you're stuck at the bus stop. HOW DEGRADING.
> You get an echo while someone else is around. SHIT. PARANOIA TIME.

Or make up your own!

Comments

[hopediesalone]

[Hikari, you horrible girl. After a few seconds, congratulations, he stumbles over the damn thing! because really, with a trap like that, how could he not. He manages to not drop the ridiculous handheld, but he definitely twists around and looks about for a moment before he sees the umbrella then levels a withering look at the girl.

just for a second, before he manages to force it down.]

Some people are walkin' here, y'know.

[thorny]

[she smiles beatifically back at him, somehow managing to project an aura of unpleasant amusement despite her entire body language speaking of porcelain innocence]

And some people are sitting. It's amazing the variety of options that can be found here, isn't it?

[hopediesalone]

[he rolls his eyes. he was a cop for years, little girl, he's gonna go with the underlying impression]

And sticking a parasol out like that's gonna force some people to go from walking to lying on the floor. Both pretty valid options, but it's gonna shock someone to go from one to the other without picking it.

[thorny]

[go ahead and be paranoid, it'll just make her look better to everyone else who can't pick up on vibes]

My sincerest apologies that you weren't able to pick your feet up high enough to avoid my parasol. It's such an unwieldy thing when it's closed up like this that sometimes unfortunate accidents are unavoidable.