saveyourbrain | [TEST] DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

I HONESTLY COULDN'T THINK OF A GOOD PICTURE SO THANKS LAVVY

Here, have the slightly more relevant song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_nLlL1mwKI

Anyway, this is a random scenario test drive meem, since we've had an influx of new potential appers. I am a bit too lazy to make this a proper meem, so you make your own shit up. Here's some inspirational scenarios:

> The Mall. The hell are you doing out in the suburbs, bro? And why is that woman trying so hard to sell you nail polish?
> The Park. MAN IT IS A NICE D-- shit is that a Vermicelli or whatever the monsters are called?
> Arts & Crafts Fair. Cute knit cat cozies! Bad pretzels! YEAH.
> Rainy Day. It's wet and you're stuck at the bus stop. HOW DEGRADING.
> You get an echo while someone else is around. SHIT. PARANOIA TIME.

Or make up your own!

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[ THERE IS NO SNAPPING OUT OF THE LOVESTRUCK HAZE THAT OCTAVIA HAS SUNKEN INTO OK

She will forever be remembered as that one douche who got so wrapped up in her nic cage fantasies that she lapsed into a coma. Went cage-atonic, if you will.

ok no that's stupid snapping out of it is go ]

Wuh? Oh! Oh. Right. Con Air, right? Juuuuuuuust a second.

[ And now she's pulling out her ridiculously expensive smartphone and poking around on eBay for a copy.

Still not getting out dude

Hope that's ok with you ]

[TEST] DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

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