[TEST] DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

[reapsthewind]

I HONESTLY COULDN'T THINK OF A GOOD PICTURE SO THANKS LAVVY

Here, have the slightly more relevant song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_nLlL1mwKI

Anyway, this is a random scenario test drive meem, since we've had an influx of new potential appers. I am a bit too lazy to make this a proper meem, so you make your own shit up. Here's some inspirational scenarios:

> The Mall. The hell are you doing out in the suburbs, bro? And why is that woman trying so hard to sell you nail polish?
> The Park. MAN IT IS A NICE D-- shit is that a Vermicelli or whatever the monsters are called?
> Arts & Crafts Fair. Cute knit cat cozies! Bad pretzels! YEAH.
> Rainy Day. It's wet and you're stuck at the bus stop. HOW DEGRADING.
> You get an echo while someone else is around. SHIT. PARANOIA TIME.

Or make up your own!

Comments

[hawaiianheir]

[OPERATION: LATCH ONTO HEAD IS A SUCCESS AND NOW HE IS TRYING TO THROW YOU OFF HIS HEAD BUT OH GOD HAIR EVERYWHERE WHAT IS HAPPENING]

OH MY GOD GET OFF! KIAPOLO LAUOHO! KIAPOLO LAUOHO!

[There's a lot more screaming in hawaiian as he stumbles back and forth through the shelter trying to pull you off his head. WHAT IS LIFE.]

[drama8om8]

[ Little did you know that octavia isn't a vriska reincarnation

SHE'S A HEADCRAB

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEE ]

NEVEEEEEEEERR--!

[ CLINGING TIGHTER and also screaming

ARE YOU TRYING TO CURSE HER

ARE YOU A CRAZY GUY WHO THINKS HE'S HARRY POTTER OR SOME SHIT ]

AVADA KEDAVRA TO YOU TOO!

[hawaiianheir]

THAT'S LATIN, NOT HAWAIIAN YOU IDIOT

[Basically all dignity is lost as he flails at you and tries to pull you off his face, losing his balance and starting to stumble full speed.]

GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF GET-

[It occurs to our intrepid heroes that a bus station shelter has a finite amount of room for stumbling, flailing, and acting like petulant assholes.

The end of these finite area are marked by walls. Tough. Strong walls. Walls that would hurt if you barrel into them full speed.

It just so happens that with the current obstructions to his face. MAc could not see the finite barriers that he was barreling into, face-first.

So with a stumble and a screech from him, enjoy crashing into a wall.]

[drama8om8]

[ There is a screechy, gurgly noise not unlike the kind of noise a squashed bug would make if bugs could scream. I feel 100% confident in making this claim, okay. IT'S LATE I CAN MAKE AS LITTLE SENSE AS I WANT

Octavia is no longer a headcrab. She is a twitching ball of ouches and vast swathes of hair. She is also letting go of your head and toppling to the ground whilst making tiny groany noises. ]

Agrghghrhrhzzf.

[ Like that.

WOULD YOU SINK LOW ENOUGH TO FORAGE THROUGH A DOWNED GIRL'S POCKETS, MAC

WOULD YOU ]

[hawaiianheir]

[HE TOTALLY WOULD LET'S ROOT THROUGH THOSE POCKETS



Except no he can't because he two is kind of doubled over on the ground in pain because CRASHING INTO WALLS HURTS.

he can do more than gurgle and groan though as he rolls over and shoots you a dirty look as he tries to stumble to his feet.]

He aha nô lâ kou `ano! What is your problem?

[drama8om8]

[ yeah octavia's not getting up

only raising a single defiant pointy finger ]

You are!

[ GURGLE OF VICTORY ]

[hawaiianheir]

[He practically spits.] Pupule!

[ Unfortunately he's not getting up any time soon, so he drops back down. Ow.]

I'm nobody's problem, you're the one who went all crazy over owning a bus stop!

[drama8om8]

You looked at me funny.

[ THIS IS A VALID REASON FOR WHAT JUST OCCURRED

RIGHT

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[hawaiianheir]

That is literally the dumbest reason I have ever heard.

[Laying there groaning. YOU ARE LITERALLY GIVING HIM EVEN MORE OF A HEADACHE.]