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saveyourbrain2013-06-03 11:19 pm
reapsthewind) wrote in saveyourbrain2013-06-03 11:19 pm
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[TEST] DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT
I HONESTLY COULDN'T THINK OF A GOOD PICTURE SO THANKS LAVVY
Here, have the slightly more relevant song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_nLlL1mwKI
Anyway, this is a random scenario test drive meem, since we've had an influx of new potential appers. I am a bit too lazy to make this a proper meem, so you make your own shit up. Here's some inspirational scenarios:
> The Mall. The hell are you doing out in the suburbs, bro? And why is that woman trying so hard to sell you nail polish?
> The Park. MAN IT IS A NICE D-- shit is that a Vermicelli or whatever the monsters are called?
> Arts & Crafts Fair. Cute knit cat cozies! Bad pretzels! YEAH.
> Rainy Day. It's wet and you're stuck at the bus stop. HOW DEGRADING.
> You get an echo while someone else is around. SHIT. PARANOIA TIME.
Or make up your own!
Lina Inverse | Slayers | Linda Ortiz
[Whether you're here for research, to find something to read to pass the time, or to borrow a movie - whatever, you're gonna find a tall, yet low-sitting stack of thick books wobbling toward you. They pause for a moment as a curly-headed brunette peeks around the side with an impudent scowl.]
Hey, move it or lose it, pal! I'm not carting these things around for my health, they're heavy!
[Option B: Gaming/Comic Store]
[This pint-sized spitfire of a girl has a bit of a...reputation for running cutthroat tabletop campaigns, and has once again ended one with a rather vicious total party kill. The others in the group are laughing it off or apathetic - they're used to it by now. You, however, have had the gall to complain. She's taking it well for now, but is stubbornly insisting that she isn't at fault here. And she's terribly smug about it, arms folded and leaned back in her chair.]
Look, if you know the system, then you should know just how dangerous a well-built sorcerer can be - it's not my fault you went into his lair unprepared for dealing with him. I'm not here to hold your hand, y'know.
[Option C: Wildcard]
[Whatever you want, mang.]
option B...
Yes, I'm well aware. But you should be aware that Artificers can be better.
Especially when they have money. And especially, especially, when they've got a Contingent Raise Dead triggered on their death.
[She's grinning like a dick]
Is the bastard's back turned? Because I'm going to drop that antimagic shell device I built last session now.
1/2
[Oh no you didn't.]
2/2
[Yeah, she's grabbing those dice with the fury and spite of a cat that just fell in a bucket of ice water.]
/actually rolls dice fff
Gonna introduce this sorcerer to a WHOLE WORLD OF PAIN!!!
[rolls to see if the antimagic emitter goes off and... uh
that was an 11 shiiii--]
... I'm still good. I pull out the gattling wand of Scorching Ray.
Aw yeah dice-rollin' like a boss
[At this point, there's a terrible smirk on Linda's face as her own d20 falls and lands on 17.]
Hope you've got a good touch AC, or you're gonna be cooling your head. Literally, courtesy of a Polar Ray.