[TEST] DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

[reapsthewind]

I HONESTLY COULDN'T THINK OF A GOOD PICTURE SO THANKS LAVVY

Here, have the slightly more relevant song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_nLlL1mwKI

Anyway, this is a random scenario test drive meem, since we've had an influx of new potential appers. I am a bit too lazy to make this a proper meem, so you make your own shit up. Here's some inspirational scenarios:

> The Mall. The hell are you doing out in the suburbs, bro? And why is that woman trying so hard to sell you nail polish?
> The Park. MAN IT IS A NICE D-- shit is that a Vermicelli or whatever the monsters are called?
> Arts & Crafts Fair. Cute knit cat cozies! Bad pretzels! YEAH.
> Rainy Day. It's wet and you're stuck at the bus stop. HOW DEGRADING.
> You get an echo while someone else is around. SHIT. PARANOIA TIME.

Or make up your own!

Comments

option B...

[reapsthewind]

[whos this smug douchebag]

Yes, I'm well aware. But you should be aware that Artificers can be better.

Especially when they have money. And especially, especially, when they've got a Contingent Raise Dead triggered on their death.

[She's grinning like a dick]

Is the bastard's back turned? Because I'm going to drop that antimagic shell device I built last session now.

1/2

[dragonspooker]

...what...

[Oh no you didn't.]

2/2

[dragonspooker]

...okay, fine, maybe you're somewhat prepared, but let's just see what happens.

[Yeah, she's grabbing those dice with the fury and spite of a cat that just fell in a bucket of ice water.]

/actually rolls dice fff

[reapsthewind]

[GUUUUUUURL]

Gonna introduce this sorcerer to a WHOLE WORLD OF PAIN!!!

[rolls to see if the antimagic emitter goes off and... uh

that was an 11 shiiii--]

... I'm still good. I pull out the gattling wand of Scorching Ray.

Aw yeah dice-rollin' like a boss

[dragonspooker]

Oh, that's all you're doing - activating that device and pulling a weapon out uses up your actions.

[At this point, there's a terrible smirk on Linda's face as her own d20 falls and lands on 17.]

Hope you've got a good touch AC, or you're gonna be cooling your head. Literally, courtesy of a Polar Ray.