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[TEST] DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

I HONESTLY COULDN'T THINK OF A GOOD PICTURE SO THANKS LAVVY

Here, have the slightly more relevant song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_nLlL1mwKI

Anyway, this is a random scenario test drive meem, since we've had an influx of new potential appers. I am a bit too lazy to make this a proper meem, so you make your own shit up. Here's some inspirational scenarios:

> The Mall. The hell are you doing out in the suburbs, bro? And why is that woman trying so hard to sell you nail polish?
> The Park. MAN IT IS A NICE D-- shit is that a Vermicelli or whatever the monsters are called?
> Arts & Crafts Fair. Cute knit cat cozies! Bad pretzels! YEAH.
> Rainy Day. It's wet and you're stuck at the bus stop. HOW DEGRADING.
> You get an echo while someone else is around. SHIT. PARANOIA TIME.

Or make up your own!

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If I already had the money, do you think I'd be standing in the rain without one?

The school had a few neat references books on sale at the book sale, and I didn't anticipate this weather. [And that why her bag is sinking a lot lower than it usually does. She gives a subtle "what do you want from me?" look.]

Sorry. [She doesn't sound sorry.]

[HUFF. He goes into the store and buys an umbrella without replying.

And when he returns, he has a nice umbrella over his head, and holds it out to cover both of them as he stops next to her.]

Here.

[She flashes a small smile as the rain finally stops pelting her.]

Thanks Shinji. [Reaches out and pats the side of his face. Good boy. This gesture isn't nearly as facetious as it probably looks. Honest.]

I'll pay you back by helping with the laundry. [Glances towards their clothes.]

It's looking...necessary.

Edited 2013-06-25 10:01 (UTC)

You should help with the laundry anyway!

[Why does he have to do all the chores?! Lazy slob.]

[The smile turns a bit sheepish.]

Okay, okay...

What was it again...Reds and whites always have to go together, right?

[A disgusted sigh.]

No one's going to believe you're that stupid, you know.

[...Drat. She shouldn't have expected the feigned ignorance to work more than once.]

...I don't know, Shinji. Remember when you trusted me with dinner? [Do you remember, Shinji? Rei Ikari's famous "strange gray paste platter"]

I'm trying to block that memory from my mind.

[Sigh.]

Fine, fine...

[Rei stands silently for a moment. Honestly, she does feel kind of bad that Shinji is always stuck with the chores while she makes sure no one is claiming that Benedict Arnold sent a beacon into outer space signaling for the eventual destruction of the planet earth.

Eventually, she looks over at him.]

Your next paper.

Sound good?

Edited 2013-06-25 10:32 (UTC)

[Thinking it over...]

Alright.

What would you like for dinner, anyway?

Soup is the optimal foodstuff when it comes to dealing with colds, isn't it?

Assuming we have some, I wouldn't mind some of the simple stuff, if you're okay with that.

[Wrinkles her nose uncomfortably.]

Besides, you shouldn't waste any of our good food on my clogged sinuses...

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[TEST] DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

gingey sometimes you have to reise the stakes

someone needs to reiscue me from these puns

wait i forgot the rei pun. uh. reisins. ok good.

weaaaaaaaaaaak

:|

don't :| me mister

excuse me for getting.......ireite :3

I'm gonna kill you

smooches

gross don't do that in public

fine jeez!!!!