[TEST] DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

[reapsthewind]

I HONESTLY COULDN'T THINK OF A GOOD PICTURE SO THANKS LAVVY

Here, have the slightly more relevant song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_nLlL1mwKI

Anyway, this is a random scenario test drive meem, since we've had an influx of new potential appers. I am a bit too lazy to make this a proper meem, so you make your own shit up. Here's some inspirational scenarios:

> The Mall. The hell are you doing out in the suburbs, bro? And why is that woman trying so hard to sell you nail polish?
> The Park. MAN IT IS A NICE D-- shit is that a Vermicelli or whatever the monsters are called?
> Arts & Crafts Fair. Cute knit cat cozies! Bad pretzels! YEAH.
> Rainy Day. It's wet and you're stuck at the bus stop. HOW DEGRADING.
> You get an echo while someone else is around. SHIT. PARANOIA TIME.

Or make up your own!

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I'm gonna kill you

[neopianangst]

I'm trying to block that memory from my mind.

[Sigh.]

Fine, fine...

smooches

[talkshitgetsis]

[Rei stands silently for a moment. Honestly, she does feel kind of bad that Shinji is always stuck with the chores while she makes sure no one is claiming that Benedict Arnold sent a beacon into outer space signaling for the eventual destruction of the planet earth.

Eventually, she looks over at him.]

Your next paper.

Sound good?

gross don't do that in public

[neopianangst]

[Thinking it over...]

Alright.

What would you like for dinner, anyway?

fine jeez!!!!

[talkshitgetsis]

Soup is the optimal foodstuff when it comes to dealing with colds, isn't it?

Assuming we have some, I wouldn't mind some of the simple stuff, if you're okay with that.

[Wrinkles her nose uncomfortably.]

Besides, you shouldn't waste any of our good food on my clogged sinuses...