[TEST] DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

[reapsthewind]

I HONESTLY COULDN'T THINK OF A GOOD PICTURE SO THANKS LAVVY

Here, have the slightly more relevant song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_nLlL1mwKI

Anyway, this is a random scenario test drive meem, since we've had an influx of new potential appers. I am a bit too lazy to make this a proper meem, so you make your own shit up. Here's some inspirational scenarios:

> The Mall. The hell are you doing out in the suburbs, bro? And why is that woman trying so hard to sell you nail polish?
> The Park. MAN IT IS A NICE D-- shit is that a Vermicelli or whatever the monsters are called?
> Arts & Crafts Fair. Cute knit cat cozies! Bad pretzels! YEAH.
> Rainy Day. It's wet and you're stuck at the bus stop. HOW DEGRADING.
> You get an echo while someone else is around. SHIT. PARANOIA TIME.

Or make up your own!

Comments

[drama8om8]

Batman is boring! If he doesn't have special powers then he can't be special! Any old loser can make a ton of money and put on a cape and talk in a dumb gravelly voice and be Batman. But Spiderman is unique and can do whatever a spider c--

[ wait brain catching up with words ]

Wait. Excuse me? Tobey Maguire was in the Spiderman movies. Have you ever seen him act? He is an amazing actor and an inspiration to us all.

[ Vriskas love actors who make terrible faces. This is a universal constant. ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[You are so lucky Alan is not his preincarnation or he would have punched you already. Except no because Eren would not give a shit about superheroes.]

You just don't get it, do you? Spiderman is a total loser who just gets his powers by a stupid coincidence. Batman worked hard to be as awesome as he is, training for years and inventing all his tools and gadgets. Plus, Batman is a way more interesting character. He's got depth.

[Vriskas have terrible taste!!!]

You're kidding, right? Did you see Spiderman 3? What the fuck was that even.

[drama8om8]

I saw Spiderman 3 eight times. The performances were absolutely fucking flawless and if you didn't like it then it was obviously only because it didn't have enough leather-clad man-asses in it for you.

[ Folds arms in a challenging and defiant manner fuck you that movie was INCREDIBLE!! ]