Test drive

[theearth]

Scenarios:

> Transportation/travel. You're at an airport or train station, whether to escape or take a tour to a strange-events hotspot, or plain go on an innocent vacation. Mix up your bags or timetables, grab a pre-ride snack, chat up those with the same destination, get or give directions, find yourself receiving an ill-timed item Echo in front of security - whatever you can think up!
> It's raining men vi har paraply It's raining, so seek shelter... Or run into someone because your umbrella is blocking your view, or jump into puddles and get everyone else wetter than they should be.
> Grab a coffee or get a letter You're at work, whatever that is; a coffee shop perhaps, or maybe you work for the FBI or as a kindergarten teacher, or something else entirely. Either way, things happen - maybe you only do your job, but maybe the supernatural suddenly impacts you in ways that you didn't plan on...
> Say - is that one of those superhumans you've spied on the street? Yes, I do believe it is - you've seen them on the news/read about them, that or their looks give them away! Go on and ask questions of them, be it for serious answers or an autograph, depending on who you are.
> ...And it looks like you're a superhuman yourself. Looks like that hollowed-out feeling you got was followed by a mutation, or some strange thing in your brain. How're you going to come to grips with it? Maybe you received something right in the middle of the street, or while riding the bus, at school, or maybe on a date...
> Wildcard/Etc. Make up your own!

Comments

[honestopinion]

........

[He's rasing a brow at you, dude.]

You mean, Kagami-san is best girl? Because, yesh, then you're right.

I love Mitsudomoe /^o^/

[vicmegane]

You think I'll talk to someone who has trashy taste? I bet you only like Kagami-chan because she's tsukkomi, masochist.

*Yes

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[powerloli]

Awww, but Clear's so kawaiiiii!! How could you hate that cutttie face? [She kinda figured, you're hocked, lined, and collared, Mao.] Eee- I ship him with Aoba sooo much, they are basically canon!

What's on your Fall lineup, huh?

[honestopinion]

NO!

I like Kagami-chan because she's best girl, dickcheese! Miyuki-chan is for, like, dudes with power fantasies. [That's what r/moe says...] That an't me.

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[vicmegane]

Uuugh, stop it, you can't even pronounce anything properly you stupid fujoshi.

[He opens up his anime spreadsheet and pastes it into the chat.]

Aikatsu 3!, Denki-Gai no Honya-san, Girlfriend (Kari), Grisaia no Kaijitsu, Selector Spread WIXOSS, Trinity Seven: 7-nin no Mahoutsukai, Yuuki Yuuna wa Yuusha de Aru

There are some others, but this kind of stuff could at least get you into some actually good anime.

[vicmegane]

Kagami-chan is for masochists who fetishize tsundere! You just want her to step on you or something!

Miyuki-chan should be cherished as a proper girlfriend, not some dungeon mistress.

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[powerloli]

Ugh, your list looks like nothing but little girls-- as usual. I want anime with BOYS in it, Mao!

[Are you... surprised? Considering that they are rivals for eternity she's kinda happy he's staying so constantly different. She would expect nothing less~]

[honestopinion]

W-Why would I want a girl to step on me, huh? That's stupid!!

Miyuki's shit tier, you got shit tastes! The perfect tsundere waifu is all you need, she's tough but sugary sweet on the inside. What's not to love?

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[vicmegane]

Anime with boys in it is fine, but you don't care about the plot long enough to keep from picturing them...!

[He gags.] Kissing!

Watch something good like Cutie Honey or Precure and get back to me.

[vicmegane]

You don't even like good anime, why should I expect you to like the best girl?

Lucky Star is shit tier. Watch something good!

There's nothing to love about a girl who abuses you. You should like a girl who's sweet and takes care of you when you're sick, and who always goes to class and can cook well! That's the essence of moe.

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[powerloli]

What's wrong with boys kissing? I bet you want girls to kiss girls~ [She was an advide Sailor Moon fan when she was little, okay? It's just D-Dragon Ball Z had... Vegeta. EEEEE-!!!]

Isn't Cutie Honey a porno?

[honestopinion]

Don't you.

EVER
disrespect my waifu

like you have.


Right now.

ever again.

I will goggle your ip and take you down myself, you little bitch.

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[vicmegane]

[Raspberyl I feel you on a spiritual level.]

First of all: Cutie Honey is not a porno it's an acclaimed series known for being one of the foundations of the magical girl genre! Maybe if you stopped thinking about ....like, Ryu and Ken kissing or whatever you'd learn some actual fact.

Second of all! There is nothing wrong with young girls kissing! It's a part of Japanese culture that young girls develop crushes on their classmates, that's why it's so common in anime for middle and high school girls to be so close. That's why Usagi kisses Seiya in Sailor Moon and I know you've watched that.

[vicmegane]

[Mao adjusts his glasses and cackles. What a little piece of shit.]

You can't google an IP address, retard. Maybe if you didn't like shit tier anime no one would call your waifu a shit.

I thought I might actually find someone intellectually sound on here but I guess I was mistaken.

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[powerloli]

............ [Oh, Mao... She can't help but smile but you're still a little exhausting.] Umm, Serena likes girls and boys, I'm pretty sure. So, yeah, there's nothing wrong with that.

So why is it okay for girl characters but not boy ones? Just asking the expert here~

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[vicmegane]

She does not like both girls and boys! She marries Mamoru and has a kid! It was a stupid school crush and she got over it! She's not bisexual!

I can't even believe I'm talking to you when you're using the dub name...

[He palms his forehead.]

You're so stupid.

[honestopinion]

Um, no one uses spoiler text here. You're an obvious 4chaner and any chaner that talks about the chan outside the chan is cancer, retard.

[vicmegane]

You sound 12, summerfag.

Don't change the subject.

[honestopinion]

only summerfags talk about summer break. Adults got no time to remember high school. adults like me

[vicmegane]

I bet your mommy put you on the bus this morning.

What other anime do you like? Or video games? I want to see if your taste is shit to the core.

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[powerloli]

[Wow, Mao.]

Psst-- hey, Mao. [She leans in super close to the microphone.] Hide and Kaneki are totally into each other.

[You're about to receive a hefty e-mail. Guess what the continence are?]

[honestopinion]

nah, the subway is pretty easy to get on myself.

Evangelion for starters because it's the best anime every made.

[vicmegane]

You sound poor too.

NGE is all right as far as the culture goes, but Madoka is far superior.

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[vicmegane]

Don't you dare ruin Tokyo Ghost---!

[His phone dings when the email comes and Mao's dumb ass looks through every single picture in Raspberyl's HiKa folder. His face gets paler and paler, but he determinedly looks through everything.]

That's not what kagune are for!

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[hiallmybuddies]

...17. 17 woodchucks. Feels like a good number.