[And she'll continue to fail. Harry spent years being a responsible big brother to her aunt, Melissa. Robyn's got nothing.]

Haha. [That's not a sincere laugh. Harry sets his can of Coke down and leans forward in his chair, looking at her expectantly.] Okay, I like to consider myself a fair guy. So, before I ground you from now until the continents fall into the ocean, let's hear what was so important that you couldn't even take a second to call home to let me know you weren't dead in a ditch somewhere.