Relationship Table Meme

[destinedforrock]

the *:･ﾟRELATIONSHIP TABLE･ﾟ:* meme

♡ Get together all the characters your character may consider dating. (Or possibly befriending, allying with, etc.)
♡ Put their names together for organizational purposes.
♡ List all the PROS and CONS of dating/allying/befriending.
♡ Post them here and watch the travesty unfold.
♡ Check back later to see if you're datable. No one is late. (✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ *:･ﾟ

&<table width="100%" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#bbbbff"><td width="20%">NAME</td><td width="40%">PROS</td><td width="40%">CONS</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>Character one!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#cccccc"><td>Character two!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr></tbody></table>

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[espigeonage]

Oh, no, Julien knows far too many people...

NAME	PROS	CONS
Isabela Costa	Already friends-with-benefits Really hot Enjoys storytelling, has an interesting life Doesn't judge Not really put off by the bird thing Has been there when needed	Allergic to commitment/being in a serious relationship Sometimes cruel Knives always now; also, whipped cream cleanup :( Can I talk to her about serious things? This might not last
Ariel Boisvert	Good friend Cute! Still thinks I look good Fun Didn't hold "hey I'd date you" against me. Ridiculous ears. :D	I work a lot with her father Involved with Killian and seems thoroughly monogamous I don't like worrying her Would hate or pity me if I told her some things
Misato Katsuragi	She's pretty hot Has been kind Interested in me? Penguin!	I haven't seen or talked to her in a while. Is she interested in me? Would hate or pity me if I told her some things
Liam Benedict	Dorky-cute He's a good guy Funny even if he doesn't mean to be Ridiculous ears. :D	Really a child What even is his sexuality? I could not survive long vegan Hard to imagine telling him things
Gabriel West	Really, stupidly good looking Clearly wants to help me We're both really not serious Good guy Ridiculous ears. And lets me play with them! :D	Actually old as balls Incompatible orientation Possibly becoming something divine Doesn't understand just why I hate my pulses or use athelas Does he trust me? Would he hate or pity me? It'll never happen and that's okay, but it's fun to play with
Alexi Angel	Seems all right Wants to be friends, I instinctively wanna oblige Understands something about wings	Way, way too young! Turning into something divine Actually has convenient hideable wings :/
Fil Darens	Was afraid of me, is loyal and overcame that Easy to talk to, relaxed Facial hair! :D	Orientation? Would hate or pity me if I told him some things Mentioning it could ruin a good thing Bird periods
Aaron Strider	Attractive in an "older man" kind of way Was there last year for a lot of pivotal events I try to live in a way he'd approve of Calming influence, very sane I could tell him anything I love him	The power dynamic there was weird Probably straight, plus I'm a freak I think I see him as more a father figure anyway Forgot everything He kept secrets from me He barely cares about me now

[mistakesmakeuswhoweare]

"Allergic"? You do know I was married once, right?

[espigeonage]

Huh. Well, uh... the metaphor still works? It didn't agree with you.

[mistakesmakeuswhoweare]

I'm not divorced. I'm widowed. Although he was a pretentious, entitled bastard, so I'll admit I'm not particularly grieved over it.

[espigeonage]

Aaaah. Should I offer condolences anyway, say good riddance, or both?

[mistakesmakeuswhoweare]

I say forget it and don't worry about it. I've moved on, and now you get to reap the benefits.

[espigeonage]

All right, then! I do like bennies.

[mistakesmakeuswhoweare]

So do I.

[saviorsoul]

It's not my fault, Julien. 8(

[espigeonage]

Yeah, I know. There are plenty of people more like you, now.