Relationship Table Meme

[destinedforrock]

the *:･ﾟRELATIONSHIP TABLE･ﾟ:* meme

♡ Get together all the characters your character may consider dating. (Or possibly befriending, allying with, etc.)
♡ Put their names together for organizational purposes.
♡ List all the PROS and CONS of dating/allying/befriending.
♡ Post them here and watch the travesty unfold.
♡ Check back later to see if you're datable. No one is late. (✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ *:･ﾟ

&<table width="100%" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#bbbbff"><td width="20%">NAME</td><td width="40%">PROS</td><td width="40%">CONS</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>Character one!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#cccccc"><td>Character two!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr></tbody></table>

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[detectivetroll]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Lyall	Already dating Smart Similar sense of humor Caring We've been through a lot together The wolf thing is really endearing Attractive Easy to talk to Value his opinion I trust him There's no one else I'd rather be with	Coming up on dating four months Never dated anyone longer than that Somehow I will screw this up Also probably need a huge furniture and clothes budget
Yuji	We know pretty much everything about each other We're practically married without the romance He's my partner He's attractive and he knows it He can keep up with me I've known him longer than anyone We'd be lost without each other	We're already codependent enough We know pretty much everything about each other Actually just see entire pro side
Melissa	She's pretty much my best friend Smart We have the same sense of humor We've been through a lot together Attractive Easy to talk to We're practically twins We're going through a lot of the same stuff I don't know what I'd do without her	We're practically twins It's weird We tried it already kind of She and Karl are great together
Xander	We've already dated We've lived together before, mostly successfully We had some great times Still attractive Still care about him Still want to be part of his life	We've already dated It failed spectacularly We don't really know each other anymore He could be dangerous We're better off as friends
Anthony	Already family Smart Great sense of humor, when he shows it Compassionate We've been through a lot together I want to protect him Easy to talk to Value his opinion I trust him	I can't replace his parents I don't really know what I'm doing Somehow I will screw this up Platonic in case that wasn't clear
Kotetsu	We've been through a hell of a lot I wouldn't have made it through any of this without him For awhile it was just us He's attractive I trust him It's fun to tease him We're a lot alike	We're a lot alike We'd never talk about anything unless drunk There's too much he doesn't remember

[espigeonage]

Oh, no, Julien knows far too many people...

NAME	PROS	CONS
Isabela Costa	Already friends-with-benefits Really hot Enjoys storytelling, has an interesting life Doesn't judge Not really put off by the bird thing Has been there when needed	Allergic to commitment/being in a serious relationship Sometimes cruel Knives always now; also, whipped cream cleanup :( Can I talk to her about serious things? This might not last
Ariel Boisvert	Good friend Cute! Still thinks I look good Fun Didn't hold "hey I'd date you" against me. Ridiculous ears. :D	I work a lot with her father Involved with Killian and seems thoroughly monogamous I don't like worrying her Would hate or pity me if I told her some things
Misato Katsuragi	She's pretty hot Has been kind Interested in me? Penguin!	I haven't seen or talked to her in a while. Is she interested in me? Would hate or pity me if I told her some things
Liam Benedict	Dorky-cute He's a good guy Funny even if he doesn't mean to be Ridiculous ears. :D	Really a child What even is his sexuality? I could not survive long vegan Hard to imagine telling him things
Gabriel West	Really, stupidly good looking Clearly wants to help me We're both really not serious Good guy Ridiculous ears. And lets me play with them! :D	Actually old as balls Incompatible orientation Possibly becoming something divine Doesn't understand just why I hate my pulses or use athelas Does he trust me? Would he hate or pity me? It'll never happen and that's okay, but it's fun to play with
Alexi Angel	Seems all right Wants to be friends, I instinctively wanna oblige Understands something about wings	Way, way too young! Turning into something divine Actually has convenient hideable wings :/
Fil Darens	Was afraid of me, is loyal and overcame that Easy to talk to, relaxed Facial hair! :D	Orientation? Would hate or pity me if I told him some things Mentioning it could ruin a good thing Bird periods
Aaron Strider	Attractive in an "older man" kind of way Was there last year for a lot of pivotal events I try to live in a way he'd approve of Calming influence, very sane I could tell him anything I love him	The power dynamic there was weird Probably straight, plus I'm a freak I think I see him as more a father figure anyway Forgot everything He kept secrets from me He barely cares about me now

She doesn't actually go here aka literal puppy crushes

[notbloody]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Eugen	Really nice Wants to make Siiri happy, too! Gives good scratches and pettings lives nearby	Had no treats on him possibly taken, though he didn't smell of anything
Danielle	A real hero knows how to carry a puppy saviour on a white steed!	...I haven't really met her all that often
Killian	Fun and really good to talk to lets me ride on his shoulder and I can ride his family's dogs and I like his family I could probably get some sausage out of him	Pretty firmly taken. He has a cat. He lives kind of far away.
Katie	Bought me dog treats but once you get to know her she's really nice!	She's a bit confused with life kind of jumpy and slow on the uptake

[drama8om8]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Alan Hunter-Serket	Loving husbando DAT ASS Sparkly eyes straight from the animes Cutie babby cheekums and AN EIGHT-PACK and omg <3 Doesn't let me walk all over him ...Most of the time Strong and cool and heroic Super fun Is Alan and therefore perfect in every way	Kind of murdered me a little that one time Is developing a severe crazystaring problem
Walter Wally Price	Second-best hair in the entire numbers club Majorly fun to pick on Looks super great in kitty ear headbands	W E E N I E Is a bro oh god it would be so weird Ponchos tho Would probably make the scrunchyface while Doing The Do
Eri Ampora	Eyebrows Can take a punch surprisingly well	Is Eri No seriously do I even have to put anything else What a douchebag I will punch those beautiful eyebrows right off his fucking face Wait what
Roxy Karow Kurr Kuposawa ???	Pretty great at the smooching Hells of fun Would totally be open to an OT3 situation with Alan too	How do I spell her last name even Would try to top and it would be incredibly embarrassing (for her) (wow) Filthy texting would be a typo-ridden nightmare I am only 8% lesbian
Danny Fenton	Not afraid to wear spandex in public Pretty great friend I saw a fanart of us this one time that was surprisingly hot	WEEEEEEEENIE Wally would cry Might have been the White Text Guy in our past lives What if he went intangible at delicate moments oh god
Simon Fucking Edwards	Uh	Dude is into some WEIRD SHIT Seriously read the fic oh my fuck is probably a fat fifty-year old neckbeard eww
Captain Levi Gremlin	No No No.	Is like eighty years old Is unappreciative of my incredible genius and creativity Wow what an asshole Actual gremlin

[waltharius]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Alan Hunter-Serket	Excellent friend Passionate? Likes Agro	Weirdness Might be slightly insane Married to other best friend Seriously the insanity thing is an issue
Octavia Serket-Hunter	Another excellent friend Nice hair... if she straightened it! Pretty	More weirdness Does NOT like Agro, which is an automatic dealbreaker Married to other best friend Would constantly pick on me
Danny Fenton	Friendly! ...usually Real life superhero Actually pretty great	...until you make him crabby Taken Octavia would never leave us alone He probably thinks I'm a huge jerk now Maximum weirdness
Eri Ampora	Um ... Nice house?	Not a nice person Harasses best friends Enough said, really

[drama8om8]

...'IF I STRAIGHTENED IT?'

[waltharius]

Personal preference, Tavia! So you can't say I'm wrong.

[drama8om8]

IF I STRAIGHTENED IT????????

[waltharius]

Am I stuttering?

[yerawizarderi]

I'we got a nice ass too. But sure, focus on the house, I guess.

[drama8om8]

I will murder you in your sleep

[wirsinddiejager]

Hey I am not crazy.

[waltharius]

I've never -- I don't actually look at people's --

[ SPUTTER SPUTTER WEENIE BLUSHING ]

[waltharius]

The cat will get you before you get me.

[yerawizarderi]

Uh-huh. Eweryone looks at eweryone's asses, don't ewen try to pretend otherwise. Ain't no shame in takin' a gander, dude.

[KNOWING GRIN BECAUSE WOW WHY YOU BLUSHING SO MUCH? HUUH??? HUUUUHHH???]

[drama8om8]

THE CAT WILL BE MY MURDER WEAPON

[waltharius]

I... I just said you might be. Slightly. Kind of.

[waltharius]

I've never looked!

[ SOUNDING A BIT SHRILL so he takes it down a notch. ]

Not at yours or anyone else's. Just. Ridiculous.

[wirsinddiejager]

Which means you do think I'm crazy.

[waltharius]

I'd like to see you try.

...but. Seriously, don't. He'll eat your hands.

[waltharius]

I wouldn't expect anyone in your situation to remain 100% sane, okay? I --

Sorry. I'm being insensitive.

[drama8om8]

IT'LL BE WORTH ITTTTTTTTtttttttt

[wirsinddiejager]

Go ahead and think what you want, dude. Doesn't matter.

[yerawizarderi]

You are so full a shit it's downright fuckin' silly.

[Excuse him while he's laughing kind of obnoxiously because really.]

You ain't foolin' me. Maybe yourself, but not me.

[waltharius]

It does matter. Because you're my friend and I shouldn't be such a jerk.

Crazy was... harsh. And inaccurate. I'm just... worried.