[All's well, I'll just have to remember to ask around later.]

*aw yiss. Julien very much wants to touch him but his hands are still shackled behind his back. He struggles against them ineffectually, rocking his chest back and forth, but makes no attempt to pull away.*

[Some form of pornography is my guess! Of course I'm going to hazard that your real question is why the bigger human looks like you, mon ami, and the little one has my voice. How troublesome!]