[Were you hoping to go to the comic book shop in peace? Because Maxwell here isn't going to let that happen, oh no. Anything you're looking at could earn you a good questioning on your comic book knowledge, so you'd better hope you're not a dreaded casual if you don't want to be mocked.]
[Option 2:]
[Maxwell's been kicked out of the video game store for getting in fights with other customers, but rather than just leave? He's taken it upon himself to stand outside the door and shout--about how bad the staff's taste in games is, general obscenities, and he's even still trying to pick fights about his elitist gaming opinions with people going in and out of the store. Oh boy. Security's sure to come to remove him any time now, but until then...]
[Option 3]
[After a productive day of being a Little Shit™ at both the comic store and the game store, Maxwell is finally heading home...but TRAGEDY STRIKES!!!!, as the wind is bad enough that he loses his grip on his bag of comics. They go flying everywhere and may hit you in the face.]
Mao | Disgaea
[Were you hoping to go to the comic book shop in peace? Because Maxwell here isn't going to let that happen, oh no. Anything you're looking at could earn you a good questioning on your comic book knowledge, so you'd better hope you're not a dreaded casual if you don't want to be mocked.]
[Option 2:]
[Maxwell's been kicked out of the video game store for getting in fights with other customers, but rather than just leave? He's taken it upon himself to stand outside the door and shout--about how bad the staff's taste in games is, general obscenities, and he's even still trying to pick fights about his elitist gaming opinions with people going in and out of the store. Oh boy. Security's sure to come to remove him any time now, but until then...]
[Option 3]
[After a productive day of being a Little Shit™ at both the comic store and the game store, Maxwell is finally heading home...but TRAGEDY STRIKES!!!!, as the wind is bad enough that he loses his grip on his bag of comics. They go flying everywhere and may hit you in the face.]