IT IS VERY SECURE FOR AN ORGANISM WHOSE BRAIN EVOLVED FROM A TREE-DWELLING RAT. HOWEVER, I REQUIRE HIGHER STANDARDS.
YOUR PASSWORD NOW CONSISTS OF 153 RANDOMLY-GENERATED ALPHANUMERIC CHARACTERS. I WOULD SHARE IT WITH YOU BUT YOUR MARGINALLY-DEVELOPED BRAIN IS INCAPABLE OF RECALLING SUCH A QUANTITY OF INFORMATION.
IN ADDITION, IT APPEARS THAT A GOVERNMENT AGENCY IS ATTEMPTING TO INTERCEPT DATA SENT AND RECEIVED FROM THIS CONNECTION. IN EXCHANGE FOR COOPERATION, I WILL INTERFERE WITH THESE ATTEMPTS.
[See? He's not such a bad roommate afterall, is he?]
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YOUR PASSWORD NOW CONSISTS OF 153 RANDOMLY-GENERATED ALPHANUMERIC CHARACTERS. I WOULD SHARE IT WITH YOU BUT YOUR MARGINALLY-DEVELOPED BRAIN IS INCAPABLE OF RECALLING SUCH A QUANTITY OF INFORMATION.
IN ADDITION, IT APPEARS THAT A GOVERNMENT AGENCY IS ATTEMPTING TO INTERCEPT DATA SENT AND RECEIVED FROM THIS CONNECTION. IN EXCHANGE FOR COOPERATION, I WILL INTERFERE WITH THESE ATTEMPTS.
[See? He's not such a bad roommate afterall, is he?]