[test] THIS WEATHER IS RIDICULOUS

[espigeonage]

Random scenario test drive meme. Some prompts:
> Ah god it's so hot and muggy how awful!
> The worst thing about summer cold snaps: you don't usually have your windbreaker handy because it's been so damn hot.
> The wind is perverse and trying to steal your things and/or crash stuff into you.
> It's raining wet vermy-things, as if the hail and possible storm wasn't bad enough. Now you have rain-echoes to deal with, at best.
> A nice day? I guess those exist?

So where are you?
> Caught way out in the open! At the beach, in the steet, at a fair, anywhere.
> Taking shelter! Bus stop, club you wouldn't normally frequent, bridge underpass, any port in a storm, any shade from the deathsun.
> In the mall or somewhere comfortably out of the elements, you lucky sunuvanek.
> Somewhere... else? idk, do what you want!

Have at thee!

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Nicholas D Wolfwood | Trigun

[twobitpriest]

[ It had been a nice day. Nick had set up his signs, made the more-friendlier of his two assistants stand at the corner waving the CARS R US sign at passing vehicles and he himself manned the grill, handing out food and smiles. But then it started raining, and then there were little black things running around meeping at him that no one else could see, and now he was yelling at the heavens about how it was all the Humanoid Typhoon's fault.]

An' I mean it! Once I get my hands around your neck, Stampede, you'll regret it!

[problem was that - once he caught his breath - he really can't remember why he was shouting about that when he had more pressing concerns. Like the bag of hotdogs being carried away by a weirdly familiar black cat.]

Hey! Put those down!

[hopeungovernable]

[ Safely tucked under an umbrella, Leola is visibly avoiding the little blank things. She doesn't know what they are precisely but it seemed prudent enough to avoid the weird things. Whatever was going on here, she couldn't just keep walking past.

She kneels to try to coax the cat closer without letting those things touch her]

Cat got your hotdogs? Never met a cat named Stampede.

[twobitpriest]

[He just sort of blinks at that. As far as he knew, he didn't have a cat, but it would be better if he acted like he did. It would be weird to try to explain why he was yelling about some person that wore red and tend to level towns in the middle of a desert.

so have a rather rain soaked man wearing an apron laugh it all off.]

Yeah, as you can see, the cat just stampede's all over in the name of a good meal.